One Friday, two women were sitting and talking. One woman looked up and
> saw her husband coming down the street with a bunch of flowers in his
> hand.
>
> She rolled her eyes and said, "There comes the a**hole with flowers in
> his hand. Now he'll expect me to spend the weekend on my back with my
> legs in the air."
>
> Her friend promptly replied, "Don't you have a vase?"
>
2007-07-18 21:25:05 · 14 answers · asked by Gina B 4 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
lmfao...loved it starred it...wasnt expecting the punch line!
2007-07-18 22:19:04 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
A Chinese Christian just died and went up to the Heaven. After an angel greeted him, the angel said, "Let me take you
down to the Hell before we go inside the Heaven."
Once they were there, the Chinese saw a huge table full of a big feast. However, everybody around the table looked
real sad and starving. He asked the angel why.
The angel said, "They only get a pair of 4-foot chopsticks and thus each one of them cannot feed oneself because
the chopsticks are too long."
Then, they went back to the Heaven and went inside. Again, the Chinese saw a huge table full of a big feast just like
that in the Hell and each person has a pair of 4-foot chopsticks too. However, strangely, everybody around the table
looked happy and satisfied.
The angel explained, "Simple, here in Heaven each one feeds another with the chopsticks, unlike those selfish ones
down there."
2007-07-18 22:26:35 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Hate to say it but that joke has been on here more times than I've had hot dinners. It's amusing the first time though.
2016-05-17 07:55:55 · answer #3 · answered by ? 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Oh My God! Gina Honey! What a lovely joke! A Star for you Sweetie, along with a sincere warm HUG!!!
2007-07-18 21:58:29 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 1⤋
Nice one.
2007-07-18 21:41:48 · answer #5 · answered by nimesh 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
haha funny
2007-07-18 22:16:31 · answer #6 · answered by My favs 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
yikes
2007-07-18 21:29:14 · answer #7 · answered by forest 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
i dont think her friend realized that the flowers insinuated that she would be having sex.
2007-07-18 21:28:56 · answer #8 · answered by KY13 FTW 2 · 1⤊ 2⤋
haha lol
2007-07-18 21:34:05 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
THE FRIEND MUST HAVE BEEN A BLONDE
2007-07-18 21:50:05 · answer #10 · answered by Jenn S 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋