2 Women are sitting in a bar, a blonde and a brunette, and they are watching the TV, and there's a news story about a man on top of a building about to jump. The brunette turns to the blonde and says "I bet you 20 pounds He'll Jump." The blonde woman agrees to the bet. Sure enough, not long after, the man on the TV Jumps. The blonde woman hands over her 20 pounds and the brunette says, "Sorry, I can't take that, i seen it on the news before, and i knew he jumped" to which the blonde replies "Me too, but I didn't think he'd jump again!"
2007-07-18 21:12:21 · 13 answers · asked by Morritsey 2 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
A pious man, who had reached the age of 105, suddenly stopped going to synagogue.
Alarmed by the old fellow's absence after so many years of faithful attendance, the Rabbi went to see him.
He found him in excellent health, so the Rabbi asked, "How come after all these years we don't see you at services
anymore?"
The old man lowered his voice, "I'll tell you, Rabbi," he whispered. "When I got to be 90, I expected God to take me
any day. But then I got to be 95, then 100, then 105. So, I figured that God is very busy and must've forgotten about
me, and I don't want to remind Him!"
2007-07-18 22:28:06 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
Wicked!
I certainly haven't heard that one before, mind if I 'share' it?
Ouch, my sides are hurting now from all the laughing, Thanks!
A well deserved star is on it's way!
2007-07-18 22:45:16 · answer #2 · answered by ? 6 · 0⤊ 1⤋
nice one thanks. lol
Q. How can you tell if a blonde is a good cook?
A. She gets the pop tarts out of the toaster in one piece.
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Q. What did the blonde say when she saw the sign in front of the YMCA?
A. "Look! They spelled MACY's wrong!"
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Q. Why did the blonde drive into the ditch?
A. Her blinker was on.
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Q. What do you call a blond skeleton in a clothes closet?
A. The 1960 hide-and-go-seek champion.
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Q. How did the blonde hurt herself while raking the leaves?
A. She fell out of the tree
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Q. How do you get a twinkle in a blonde's eye?
A. Shine a flashlight in her ear.
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Q. How do blonde brain cells die?
A. Alone.
2007-07-18 22:12:42 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 1⤋
Here is a star for making me laugh.
2007-07-19 02:25:58 · answer #4 · answered by Patti C 7 · 0⤊ 1⤋
you are the terrific! (a facet- of tickles for u). "She spent 20 minutes finding on the orange juice can via fact it stated: "focus..." Blondie replaced into hypnotized. "a hundred% organic" sparkling, orange you? = )
2016-10-22 00:54:19 · answer #5 · answered by ? 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
4/5 i am dirty blonde but not dumb i think its funny
2007-07-18 21:57:30 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
brill
2007-07-18 21:39:37 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
=D BIG SMILE FOR YOU, PLUS A *
2007-07-18 21:26:57 · answer #8 · answered by suni 5 · 0⤊ 1⤋
lol
2007-07-18 22:28:03 · answer #9 · answered by dream theatre 7 · 0⤊ 1⤋
good one, haha.
2007-07-18 21:17:57 · answer #10 · answered by KY13 FTW 2 · 0⤊ 1⤋