UpperBicutan , thanks for starting another days drinking with your wonderfully ignorant yet very funny answer :
"Listen to this and learn:
IF humans came from monkeys and monkeys evolved from being an ape or monkey to being a human...
WHY ARE THEIR STILL MONKEYS IN THE ZOO?!!
There should have been NONE of them anymore 'cause supposedly they evolved already!"
I really thought they'd given up on that one. It hasn't been used for a while now.
Anyway driiiiiiiink !
2007-07-18 20:37:24 · 7 answers · asked by irishumanist 1 in Society & Culture ➔ Religion & Spirituality
http://answers.yahoo.com/question/index;_ylt=Al83VCKAnVR_6vuQPvoCKjPd7BR.?qid=20070719001418AAhI3Pe
2007-07-18 20:48:15 · update #1
Ka'eo Stop you'll make us all drink ourselves to oblivion
"It was only a theory, anyway. I really don't know as much about it as I could, but even Darwin knew it was just a "theory". "
2007-07-18 20:49:59 · update #2
You are making this up. Please tell me you are making this up! I have explained too many times that evolution is not linear. I'm beginning to think these people don't want to be educated. I have never seen the claim that humans evolved from monkeys anywhere but on church sponsored websites (which immediately refute it to disprove evolution). You try explaining to them that just because it's on the web doesn't mean it's true.
Cheers!
2007-07-18 20:40:26 · answer #1 · answered by Pangloss (Ancora Imparo) AFA 7 · 2⤊ 0⤋
This is more relative. If humans came from monkeys, how long did it take for our genetics to change? You could collect the bones of a human and monkey and probably determine the age of it scientifically somehow.
It was only a theory, anyway. I really don't know as much about it as I could, but even Darwin knew it was just a "theory". Evolution does exist, in my full opinion. Humans do change over time, just not into another species. Humans have changed from white to black, from black to white, and even their exoskeletons change, according to environment I suppose.
Evolution is the process of change, and a slow one at that. It may explain how things change, but now how we were created... period...
2007-07-19 03:44:55 · answer #2 · answered by Amo 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Should people have to take a driving test before they're allowed out on the information superhighway?
It's frightening out there!
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2007-07-19 04:00:11 · answer #3 · answered by Pedestal 42 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Corona is the way. The shining path. The superhighway leading to cloud nine. All aboard!!!
aen
2007-07-19 03:46:49 · answer #4 · answered by Grendel's Father 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Hey, it's way too early for drinking. Why couldn't they start a little later. Oh well, gulp.
2007-07-19 03:44:01 · answer #5 · answered by renamed 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
I'm drinking now and none of this makes any sense to me.
2007-07-19 03:44:20 · answer #6 · answered by The Happy Atheist 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
must quit R&S...liver failing.........
2007-07-19 03:41:10 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 3⤊ 0⤋