Hey Mormons: How do the General Authorities eat their Reeses Peanut Butter Cups?

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10. Joseph Smith: “I send the wrappers off on missions, then seal myself to be one with the peanut butter cups for all eternity.”

9. Brigham Young: “The Reese’s Peanut Butter Cup is really a Snickers bar, and I eat those one bite at a time.”

8. Oliver Cowdery, Martin Harris, and David Whitmer: “Well, we actually just ate the Reese’s Peanut Butter Cups with our SPIRITUAL mouths…”

7. Wilford Woodruff: “I first write a manifesto claiming I will never again eat a Reese’s Peanut Butter Cup, then I secretly eat a few more under the table.”

6. Paul H. Dunn: “I remember back in WWII that I ate a Reese’s Peanut Butter Cup that was 2 feet tall. I really didn’t know if I could eat it or not, what with my recent war injury and all, but I remembered my fallen buddy’s words as he died in my arms: ‘Paul, if you just take one bite at a time, you can tackle anything.’ So I took that giant cup and, breaking it with the bat Babe Ruth gave me, proceeded to wolf down the tiny morsels.”

5. Gordon B. Hinckley: “I know without a shadow of a doubt that I have eaten a Reese’s Peanut Butter Cup, but I don’t really know exactly how I ate it. These experiences are very sacred to me. Previous leader have mentioned how they eat their Reese’s Cups, but I’m not really sure what they meant by that.”

4. Thomas S. Monson: “I remember when I ate my first Reese’s Peanut Butter Cup when I was tender lad of 8. My mother came up to me, and with a loving twinkle in her eye, asked, ‘Tommy, are you eating a Reese’s?’ And I would invariably smile up to her, ‘Yes. Yes, I am.’ ‘But Tommy, did you know that Mrs. Jensen next door hasn’t eaten a Reese’s Cup in years?’ My young mind thought upon the plight of my next door neighbor as I…”

3. Boyd K. Packer: “In all my years, I have always eaten my Reese’s Peanut Butter Cups the same way – the way the brethren have instructed us to eat them. There is a far greater evil in this world, though – those who believe they can eat their Cups in a

3. Boyd K. Packer: “In all my years, I have always eaten my Reese’s Peanut Butter Cups the same way – the way the brethren have instructed us to eat them. There is a far greater evil in this world, though – those who believe they can eat their Cups in a way not in harmony with the brethren. We must be true and faithful and eat our Peanut Butter Cups the exactly same way the brethren does.”

2. Neal A. Maxwell: “I intentionally initiate the delicious design of deglutition of the Reese’s Peanut Butter Cup by nibbling a negligible nit of the culinary creamy cavalcade. For like our Savior, it is exclusively through small entities that the great things are fabricated. Then I…”

AND THE #1 WAY GA's EAT THEIR PEANUT BUTTER CUP!

1. J. Golden Kimball: “H***, I’ll eat a Reese’s Peanut Butter Cup any d*** way I want!”

There’s no wrong way (unless you listen to Mr. Packer) to eat a Reese’s.

Answer 1

Normally I don't find humor or a point in your postings, but I gotta say that I did chuckle at numbers 1 and 2.

Answer 2

i won't manage to, i'm allergic to peanut butter (boo hoo, I used to loooove them). maximum suitable are the peanut butter eggs at Easter time. I used to bit each and every of the chocolate off the factors and precise until eventually i replaced into in simple terms left with a huge lump of peanut butter and then permit that soften in my mouth. Yummy! I leave out them!

Answer 3

It's a pity you can't be flagged for abuse on this question! I have never in my life read a more bias, ignorant statement in my whole life! How can you call yourself a human being and then defile someone's religion in such a fashion!
I hope that whatever religion you call your own has a system whereby you can be granted forgiveness ( other than mine). for you grave offense!

Answer 4

Seems like you have too much free time, uh?
There are many job oppenings in your area, start to fill out some applications and sign up for some classes at your closer community college. Good luck!!!!!!!!!

Answer 5

I'm not Mormon but I think this was a little on the rude side.
I don't think it really matter what anyone thinks. Leave them alone let them worship Joe Smith. I don't think they are hurting anyone... people can believe what ever the heck they want. But I do understand your point of view.

Answer 6

ummm... ok
But where does eating PB cups come in with having 12 wives, 79 children, and knocking on my door at 7:58 am?

Answer 7

Hmmm.. not really that funny.. just in bad taste.