Here are my suggestions, add your own.
10. Holy crap! It's worse than I thought.
9. Sorry, this will have to do. My hemorrhoids won't take another day in this wagon.
8. Just think, someday this valley will be home to two spacious malls.
7. It's nicer than Nauvoo. No swamps.
6. What is that? It smells like rotting brine shrimp and seagull droppings.
5. We really appreciate the welcome gift basket from the Eagle Forum.
4. That Brannan is such an idiot thinking that California is nicer than this place.
3. No, really, I thought we were just taking a potty break.
2. First things first. We need to start plowing. We can discuss gay/straight alliances and Intelligent Design later.
1. Of course they'll believe it. Anyone who believes in gold plates and angels with flaming swords will believe this is the right place.
2007-07-18
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