Dumb telephone calls, some people don’t deserve to use technology. Lol
Customer: "I've been ringing 0700 2300 for two days and can't get
>>through to enquiries, can you help?".
>>Operator: "Where did you get that number from, sir?".
>>Customer: "It was on the door to the Travel Centre".
>>Operator: "Sir, they are our opening hours".
Directory Enquiries
>>
>>Caller: "I'd like the number of the Argoed Fish Bar in
>>Cardiff please".
>>Operator: "I'm sorry, there's no listing. Is the spelling
>>correct?"
>>Caller: "Well, it used to be called the Bargoed Fish Bar but
>>the 'B' fell off".
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Then there was the caller who asked for a knitwear company in Woven.
>>Operator: "Woven? Are you sure?"
>>Caller: "Yes. That's what it says on the label; Woven in
>>Scotland
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Dispatcher: 9-1-1 What is the nature of your emergency?
Caller: I'm trying to reach nine eleven but my phone doesn't have an eleven on it.
Dispatcher: This is nine eleven.
Caller: I thought you just said it was nine-one-one
Dispatcher: Yes, ma'am nine-one-one and nine-eleven are the same thing.
Caller: Honey, I may be old, but I'm not stupid.
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Dispatcher: 9-1-1
Caller: Yeah, I'm having trouble breathing. I'm all out of breath. Damn....I think I'm going to pass out.
Dispatcher: Sir, where are you calling from?
Caller: I'm at a pay phone. North and Foster.
Dispatcher: ! Sir, an ambulance is on the way. Are you an asthmatic?
Caller: No
Dispatcher: What were you doing before you started having trouble breathing?
Caller: Running from the Police
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2007-07-18 19:42:36 · 17 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Please tell me these aren't true!!!!
2007-07-18 19:46:24 · answer #1 · answered by JJ 5 · 2⤊ 0⤋
1
2017-01-20 09:18:48 · answer #2 · answered by ? 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
nice ones
A GENDER NEUTRAL PRESCRIPTION
Here is how my very FIRST call as a rep went.
Caller: I want to know why my husband's prescription drug was denied.
Phone Rep: What was the drug prescribed for?
Caller: His her.
Phone Rep: Excuse me?
Caller: His her.
Phone Rep: Can you repeat that?
Caller: His her!
Phone Rep: I'm sorry but I don't know what "her" is.
Caller: It's for his "her"!!! He's bald! He ain't got no "her" on his head!
AND THAT'S WHAT WE CALL SMOKIN' !!
Caller: My hard drive is smoking! I think it's on fire.
Tech: (Alarmed) Have you shut off the system?
Caller: No.
Tech: (5 Alarmed) Well, unplug the computer!
Caller: I don't want to lose my data...
YOU TALKING TO ME!
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Caller: I can't make outbound calls on my cell phone.
Rep: Do you have the phone with you?
Caller: Yes, I'm talking on it right now.
Rep: The phone is working just fine. You just called me.
The embarrassed caller quickly hung up.
2007-07-18 19:51:32 · answer #3 · answered by gangrekalve k 7 · 3⤊ 0⤋
Hu's on first? Then who's on second? lol Turn that phone call into that old baseball skit.
2016-04-01 01:20:57 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Gave ma a good beginning to my day. Have a star
2007-07-18 20:34:51 · answer #5 · answered by Kayjay 3 · 2⤊ 0⤋
Yes, indeed, - I DO like them, - VERY much, but, - then, again, I am able to find a "FUNNY SIDE", to MOST things!
And, YES, - you GOT a STAR, from me!
2007-07-18 20:04:52 · answer #6 · answered by Spike 6 · 2⤊ 0⤋
lol! these are really funny! good job and here's a star =]
2007-07-18 20:13:23 · answer #7 · answered by Joana 3 · 2⤊ 0⤋
I love the last one..
great guy...
2007-07-18 22:58:41 · answer #8 · answered by Alyssia G 2 · 2⤊ 0⤋
some people i can't believe them they are so funny
2007-07-20 12:10:43 · answer #9 · answered by ♥Linz 2Boys Due A Girl 23/07/10♥ 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
True or not, they are fecking hilarious.
2007-07-18 21:37:29 · answer #10 · answered by natasha * 4 · 2⤊ 0⤋
Wow ...that's superb...are they really happened?
2007-07-18 20:30:47 · answer #11 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋