i know theyre old, but they are good
Two chavs jump off a cliff, who wins?
Society.
What does a chav girl use as protection during sex?
A bus shelter.
What do you call a 30 year old chav girl?
Why are chavs like slinkey's?
They have no real use but it's great to watch one fall down a flight of stairs.
What do you call a chav girl in a white tracksuit?
The bride.
If you see a chav on a bike why should you try not to hit him?
It might be your bike.
Two chavs in a car without any music, who's driving?
The policeman!
How do you get a hundred chavs in a phone box?
Paint three stripes on it.
What do you say to a chav with a job?
Big Mac please!
What's the difference between a chav boy and a chav girl?
A chav girl has a higher sperm count.
2007-07-18 19:21:08 · 10 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Funny esp. last one.
You missed what they call a 30 year old chav girl - as a guess, is it grandma?
2007-07-18 19:36:03 · answer #1 · answered by spiegy2000 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
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2016-09-30 07:27:56 · answer #2 · answered by ? 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Lol they deserved to be mocked!
I only know....
What do you call a chav in a box?
Innit!
You probably have already but have you ever been on chavscum.com. Thats terribly funny!!
2007-07-18 21:36:35 · answer #3 · answered by Isabelle 5 · 2⤊ 0⤋
These are funny, even though I haven't got a clue what a "Chav" is.
2007-07-22 08:16:51 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
I don't know what a Chav is, but these are hillarious!
2007-07-18 19:54:54 · answer #5 · answered by Redeemer 5 · 1⤊ 1⤋
what the freak is a chav??
2007-07-20 08:27:02 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
Don't care how old they are they gave me a chuckle
2007-07-21 22:58:01 · answer #7 · answered by Foxie 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Not bad
2007-07-18 20:40:25 · answer #8 · answered by Kayjay 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
lol nice.
2007-07-19 08:23:01 · answer #9 · answered by Hello 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
They made my son and I laugh! Many thanks.
2007-07-18 19:38:28 · answer #10 · answered by Grannygrump 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋