Im mean, im here in Hell, but im not burning. Is there a furnace around here, matches, somethin, cause im startin to get a little disapointed here...ohh, ice water, dont mind if i do...LOL
How are you all tonight?
2007-07-18 19:15:09 · 16 answers · asked by Smart Ash 2 in Society & Culture ➔ Religion & Spirituality
oh Tasha, lighten up.LOL, im just continuing i joke ive been doin for a while now, and ive had some christians actually like it. Im in a funny mood, what can i say?
2007-07-18 19:23:03 · update #1
yeah you to squek....god, cant any of you closed minded people take a joke!!! ive been making this joke story line for a while now, and this isnt the thing thats causing the hate mail, they actually say they like this jokes.jeesh, get a grip will ya!!
2007-07-18 19:25:57 · update #2
Dammit Ash!!! Here we go again!
Everytime you get down there you go and break the damn furnace, or "accidentally" put out the flame......
Can ya not just let Hell burn like it's supposed to? ROFLMAO!
And Squeak....do you not have anything better to do then to stalk my sister and and make rude comments? I mean, c'mon now...nobody said anything when we caught your preachers doing....oh nevermind....get a grip. And perhaps find a different forum to post on...like fashion and style perhaps...or if you insist on staying in the R&S forum, stick with the questions that are intended strictly for "Christians"
You can usually find them very easy.....In big bold letters...This Question IS For CHRISTIANS....
Or better yet, send me some hate mail.....I love that stuff!
Goodness Goddess, Bless Them All....Especially the ignorant!
Blessed Be
)o(
Trinity
2007-07-18 19:55:19 · answer #1 · answered by trinity 5 · 2⤊ 2⤋
If you find that difficult consider how much more difficult it will be for you to swim in the Lake of Fire!
To joke about the things of God is a very serious matter.
You need to wake up to reality and repent before you end up in the real Hell! You won't need matches or a furnace there!
As far as ice water is concerned - type 23 minutes in Hell in your browser and watch the full presentation and you will find that there is no moisture in Hell including no blood. The dryest and hottest day ever in the history of the earth wilL seem like paradise compared to that.
EDIT: I SAW YOUR NOTE ABOUT JOKING, BUT THERE IS NOTHING FUNNY ABOUT HELL. IT IS A PLACE OF NEVER ENDING TORMENT PHYSICALLY, MENTALLY, EMOTIONALLY AND SPIRITUALLY!
2007-07-18 19:23:49 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 2⤋
Jinns at the instant are not angels. Angels basically do what God orders them to do. Jinns are like human beings. There are good and undesirable jinns (sure they have been produced from smokeless hearth) . the good jinns can not intrude with our lives. yet undesirable jinns are those to blame for ghost sightings, phsycics, and that they might reason numerous commotion. If a donkey brays at nighttime or a dogs barks at nighttime it particularly is asserted that they have got considered a jinn. They (undesirable jinns) carry out around dogs, snakes and pigs ( i think of) undesirable jinns to shaitaans handy artwork. style of like a demon ya understand.
2016-10-09 01:15:30 · answer #3 · answered by saulsbery 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Luke 16:19-31
Rev 18-22
Matt 25
Malachi 3-4
2007-07-18 19:26:27 · answer #4 · answered by robert p 7 · 2⤊ 1⤋
The only thing I see funny here is you. 16 yrs old and you want to start the fire. Funny thing about ya'll who don't believe: Why do you curse God and Jesus? I guess cause somebody's gotta take the heat. Makes me wonder......
2007-07-19 05:18:34 · answer #5 · answered by spiritwoman343 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Well, all that is known about Hell is that God does not reside there. So, it could be full of emptyness with no sensation of environmental temperature whatsoever.
Careful about that water I hear it comes from the river Styx. Afterwhile you may start to forget why you came to Hell an then forget why you never want to leave.
2007-07-18 20:54:12 · answer #6 · answered by Quexner_the_wonder_leech 3 · 0⤊ 2⤋
I guess you'd need some lighter fluid and matches, but really, why bother? Forget the ice water, I've just made smoothies... do you want one?
I'm doing quite well, thanks; I hope you are too. Too bad you're in hell, but hey, if the Christians are right then I guess my atheist butt will join you sooner or later. Party on.
2007-07-18 19:20:25 · answer #7 · answered by Rat 7 · 2⤊ 2⤋
Man, I'm running on UK time so it's already 7am. Will be traveling back to the US today, however. I'm on holiday and still can't stay away entirely.......LOL.............pass the ice water over here when you're done with it. You might need lighter fluid in hell but I'm not entirely certain............
2007-07-18 19:18:53 · answer #8 · answered by Yogini 6 · 2⤊ 1⤋
You might think your post is funny, but be careful what you wish for. If you ask for a fire, one might be lit right under you. It's probably being lit while you're on this computer.
2007-07-18 19:37:41 · answer #9 · answered by artsy_lovely_lady 5 · 2⤊ 2⤋
Its probably the things like this that are getting you all those hate mails so dont complain about them cause your asking for it. I still love you through Christ and am still praying for you. God bless
2007-07-18 19:18:09 · answer #10 · answered by Tasha Marie 3 · 2⤊ 3⤋