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He can't! Look at Ted Haggard! You're trying to tell me someone intelligently designed him?

2007-07-18 18:07:07 · 20 answers · asked by Anonymous in Society & Culture Religion & Spirituality

20 answers

You almost made me spray milk all over my monitor.

2007-07-18 18:10:23 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 4 2

You should repent now, sinner. Shame on you for calling upon the Prince of Darkness to taint Yahoo Answers.


just joking... actually Ted haggard was probably designed for the purpose of light entertainment for the rest of us.

2007-07-18 18:38:06 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 1 1

Well of course. He has cells, DNA, and extremely complicated and intricate processes all throughout his muscles, brain, skin, even hair and fingernails...just like everyone else. And he is a sinner in need of a saviour just like everyone else. And so is Bush too by the way.

2007-07-18 19:16:24 · answer #3 · answered by need_to_climb 2 · 1 0

Existence of Bush pretty much disproves Intelligent design too.

Ray Comfort is another "face", that comes to mind that disproves Intelligent design.

2007-07-18 18:10:18 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 5 1

Everyone was intelligently designed, but God also gave us free will to go about doing His works or our own.

God is a God of love, and even if you don't believe in Him now, he wants a relationship with you...He is the creator, redeemer and friend, the best thing that happened to me, and I hope you can find that

2007-07-18 18:15:13 · answer #5 · answered by Alix 2 · 2 4

That was an off day, Chuck Norris was busy somewhere else in the space-time continuum and the subdiety Bob of the devolutionists was on point.

2007-07-18 18:11:39 · answer #6 · answered by Princessa Macha Venial 5 · 1 3

You and your father are sure busy in the Religion section. It is his delight to sow seeds of doubt and you are merely an instrument to serve his wishes. Kind of like a puppet on a string. The poem below is a picture of you now and how you could be.

EDIT: IT IS NOT A BIG SURPRISE TO ME WHEN MOST PEOPLE REJECT TRUTH! The Bible says, "Straight is the gate and narrow is the way that leads to eternal life and few there be that find it, but BROAD is the road to destruction, and many go in that way."



--------------------------TWO KINGS---------------------------


I love to write about my King.
His name is dear to me.
He cleansed me of my many sins,
And set my spirit free.

I used to serve another king,
Of dark and fearful mien,
But since I've met the King of kings,
I'll not serve him again.

Oh friend, the Prince of Darkness grim,
Would damn your very soul.
But Jesus Christ the Prince of Peace,
Will cleanse and make you whole.

What folly then to serve a king,
Of lesser pedigree.
Repent of all your sin right now,
My King will set you free.

C. R. Lord

2007-07-18 18:14:39 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 1 5

God has purpose, plan, and love for everyone that he creates. No one is created on accident, however, its their choice if they want to follow the right path that God has set before them.

2007-07-18 18:13:10 · answer #8 · answered by Tasha Marie 3 · 1 3

Ah, that was a good laugh.
However, what's most amusing and interesting, is how touchy people become over a simple comment or joke.

2007-07-18 18:12:44 · answer #9 · answered by Quelararí 6 · 4 3

Well since your screen name is lucifer, I bet you don't believe that God exist. Leading away people into darkness where there will be weeping and gnashing of teeth, you sicken me.

2007-07-18 18:12:56 · answer #10 · answered by HighFlyDanger 4 · 1 4

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