2007-07-18 17:47:07 · 11 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Back up and finish the job!
2007-07-18 17:59:51 · answer #1 · answered by Texas Cowboy 7 · 1⤊ 1⤋
Even though I have no clue who you are, I would help you because no one needs to suffer. Except bad ppl. Anyways, I would do whatever I could at that moment, I would put you somewhere safe, and then I would go get help. After I get some help, I would come and get you so you could be helped. I am a good person when it comes to these things.
2007-07-19 01:01:43 · answer #2 · answered by ‡Harriet the µMongoose §Girl© 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I'd take the living half to the hospital!! The other half is dead anyway!!
2007-07-19 01:14:26 · answer #3 · answered by Tellerofawesomejokes 3 · 0⤊ 1⤋
Offer you a slice of burnt toast and take you to the zoo. The smell alone should revive you! Then I will buy you a snocone. This is all I am qualified to do!! Sorry!
2007-07-19 01:41:35 · answer #4 · answered by whrldpz 7 · 0⤊ 1⤋
I would stop...look at you...sit with you,ask you if you were okay...call one of my friends and tell them i found a half dead guy...gossip about the latest tabloids...and then call the ambulance...
2007-07-19 01:02:00 · answer #5 · answered by **aLa$iA** 3 · 0⤊ 1⤋
I quickly take your clothes off. It might build up the heat to make you faint. I'll try to wake you up bit by bit with my hand massage. I'll do mouth to mouth to give you some oxygen. Hopefully, you are full aware of my helps then.
2007-07-19 01:11:29 · answer #6 · answered by Khanh D 2 · 0⤊ 1⤋
i think if you were unconscious i would start CPR and try to get more help and call for ambulance. i am sure that i would have intervened some how.
2007-07-19 03:36:23 · answer #7 · answered by macmanf4j 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
i'm not a good samaritan you know... but I will help you because I believe in faries turning them selves into someone in need and when you help them, they will grant you a wish!
2007-07-19 00:51:55 · answer #8 · answered by cutekagome 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Your name sounds provocative...i would ask maybe you need help. If your answer is yes...i'll call 911, if no...maybe i'll call you a shrink.
2007-07-19 01:12:03 · answer #9 · answered by minerhea 3 · 0⤊ 1⤋
With no doubt, I'll bring you to a doctor, wherever he/she is!
2007-07-19 02:30:49 · answer #10 · answered by dhyenz45 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋