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if Jesus were alive today he would probably wave his hand over this tired and useless planet and all its useless humans and destroy them all.

2007-07-18 17:45:10 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0 1

jesus would prefer Linux. He was a poor carpenter. He clearly could not afford to buy Windows. Also, he would oppose the evil schemes of Bill Gates, a big fat moneybag. He would opt for the humble developers of Linux distros, who strive to make the computing world a better place with more secure and faster operating system with no thought of money involved.

2007-07-19 11:24:05 · answer #2 · answered by Y4M4T0_Guy 2 · 0 0

Jesus would used Windows fersure. Why? Compatibility. Besides, the New Testament says something like: He who has gets more, he who doesn't have loses. Something like that. Anyhow, if the bible is true Jesus would want to enrich Microsoft.

Besides, neither Linux or Mac will run my CAD program.

2007-07-18 17:50:41 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 1 0

I guess Linux because its open source and available to all while Windows could be construed as an elitist OS only giving up the goods to the people who plunk down cash. And we all know Jesus wasnt a fan of the lolly.

2007-07-18 17:45:47 · answer #4 · answered by sequinism 3 · 3 0

Let me ask him - He's sitting in the next room watching TV.

me: yo, J man, this dude over here want to know which OS
you prefer.
J: tell him I like Linux.


OK - so I guess the big man likes Linux!

2007-07-18 17:46:28 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 2 0

Jesus is still alive dude, he's my friend. He uses Windows just like my other friends.

2007-07-18 17:51:28 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 2 0

He might like each and every style of Cheetos. have not you heard the music? *sings* "What a buddy we've in cheeeeeeeeeeses...." BQ: i concept the finished factor of Kool-help grow to be to apply it as a mixer with vodka.

2016-10-09 01:10:04 · answer #7 · answered by ? 4 · 0 0

None,Jesus doesn't need Computers to be happy,and he is alive in everyone of us who believe in him.

2007-07-18 17:46:07 · answer #8 · answered by Devout Catholic 2 · 1 1

Linux....

2007-07-18 17:56:23 · answer #9 · answered by   2 · 1 0

Linux,Bill Gates is the anti christ!

2007-07-18 17:44:22 · answer #10 · answered by Gorgonof 3 · 2 1

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