I want offensive jokes with substance!!!!
Try not to make them book-length either...
2007-07-18 17:23:54 · 18 answers · asked by James V 3 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
And people please don't get offended...
2007-07-18 17:31:31 · update #1
Adam K... You should be drug out into the street and shot... That's not offensive, it's just a sin....
2007-07-18 17:43:01 · update #2
The Pope calls his mother right after being elected Pope.
Pope: Hi mom, I've got some good news and some bad news.
Mother: What's the good news?
Pope: I've just been elected Pope.
Mother: What's the bad news?
Pope: I have to move into an Italian neighborhood.
2007-07-18 17:28:05 · answer #1 · answered by billy k 2 · 2⤊ 1⤋
no longer inevitably offensive, greater like repulsive... 3 human beings have been stranded on a abandoned island. one grow to be a woman, the different 2 have been adult men. one week passes and the girl is so ashamed of herself that she commits suicide. the 2nd week passes. and the two adult men are so ashamed of themselves that they arrive to a decision to bury the girl. a third week passes. and the two adult men are much greater ashamed of themselves, so as that they arrive to a decision to dig the girl back up. oh, and there is often ineffective toddler jokes... an exceedingly terrible one is Q: what do you get once you place a ineffective toddler in a blender? A: iono approximately you, yet i'm getting a hard-on
2016-10-09 01:09:15 · answer #2 · answered by ? 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
alright, i just wanna say this before i shoot with the joke...
i'm not a racist or some kind of hater, its just an offensive joke. lol
here goes...
"if a black person and a mexican are riding in a car, whose driving it?
-"the cops"
2007-07-18 20:47:40 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
First - HOW many people on reading that last addendum scrolled down to Adam K's joke IMMEDIATELY???!!!
OK, Me too!!
And another thing...
When you asked for 'most offensive joke' - what did you expect??
Duh!
2007-07-18 18:06:16 · answer #4 · answered by sac_butt 2 · 2⤊ 1⤋
I know a whole bunch, but no way i'm posting them here!! Do you really think I want to commit Y! suicide???? The last time I posted one of those, got a violation and I'm up to my second now. One more and I'll be suspended, sorry pal toeing the straight and narrow now!
2007-07-18 17:58:50 · answer #5 · answered by Tellerofawesomejokes 3 · 0⤊ 2⤋
16 yr old girl just got her license. before her dad would give her the cars she had to go down on him. halfway through she stopped and said it tastes like crap. oh thats right, her dad replied, your brother gets the car
2007-07-22 08:36:49 · answer #6 · answered by mike m 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I love this one, a little long, but worth it! Maybe not so much offensive but off-color comedy definitely:
A vampire walks into a bar. He says to the bartender, "I'd like a glass of blood."
The bartender looks at him dumbfounded and says. "I'm sorry, sir, we don't sell blood. This is a bar."
"Oh," the vampire shrugs. "I'll have a glass of cold water."
He gets his water and sits down at a table in the corner.
A second vampire walks into the bar, walks up the bar and asks for a glass of blood. "We don't sell blood," the bartender says. "This is a bar, we sell alcohol, booze."
"Oh," the vampire shrugs. "I'll have a glass of cold water."
He gets his water and sits down at a table in the corner.
A third vampire walks into the bar and asks the bartender for a glass of blood. "This is a bar! We sell beer, liquor, Captain! Coors!"
"Oh," the vampire shrugs. "In that case, I'll have a glass of warm water."
"Wait a second. Two vampire came in here just before you and asked for cold water. Why do you want warm water?"
The vampire digs in his pocket and pulls out a bloody tampon. "I'm going to make tea."
Yeah, I'll probably hit with a violation, but it's so worth it, especially if you read this!
2007-07-18 17:46:16 · answer #7 · answered by Agent D 5 · 3⤊ 2⤋
Helen Keller fell in a well. How did she break her finger?
Yelling for help!
What is black and white, black and white, black and white?
Two nuns rolling down a hill.
2007-07-18 18:05:54 · answer #8 · answered by Texas Cowboy 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
A young couple is out carousing one evening. While driving down the
highway the guy says to the girl, "If I go 100 miles an hour, will you take off your clothes?" She agrees and he begins to speed up. When the speedometer hits 100 she starts to strip. When she gets all her clothes off he is so busy staring at her that he drives off the road and flips the car. The girl is thrown clear without a scratch but her clothes and her boyfriend are trapped in the car. "Go get help.", he pleads. She replies, "I can't, I'm naked." He points to his shoe that
was thrown clear and says "Cover your #&*@ with that and go get help."
She takes the shoe, covers herself, and runs to the gas station down the road. When she arrives she is frantic and yells to the attendant, "HELP! HELP! My boyfriend's stuck!"
The attendant looks down at the shoe covering her crotch and replies, "I'm sorry Miss. He's too far in."
2007-07-18 17:33:17 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 7⤊ 2⤋
My grand pa died in the holocaust so i can say this joke...
Whats the difference between jews and a pizza? Pizza's don't scream when they're in an Oven.
But i can say that joke because my grandpa died in the holocaust.
He fell off the guard tower.
(PS i'm mexican)
2007-07-18 17:44:23 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 3⤋