my urine dirty i smoked some weed i have to take drug test anything i can do to pass it?

Question

i need the best thing to do without going to gnc any idea's please help me.

Answer 1

You could always grow up and stop smoking weed....

Answer 2

THIS IS WHAT YOU NEED TO DO! First drink plenty of water before your test. Take some caffine, it is a diuretic this will help you pee more frequently. A couple mountain dews or a couple cups of coffee would help. I would stay away from alcohol because you're going to need to go into a clinic (maybe) and if they smell alcohol on your breath... and caffeine works just as well. Drink enough water so your pee is clear, if they ask you why its so clear just say you like to drink plenty of water a day because you run or jog or something of any strenuous activity. If they test your creatine levels the best thing you can do is take a creatine supplement if you can't get that then you need to eat plenty of foods containing creatine, such as meats and fish, but the supplements are the best way to go. The creatine can take a few days to reach its full affects. If you have about a week or more to spare, you need to do plan B. Loose as many calories as you can, while still being healthy about it. Do this up until two (2) days of the test (you really need to watch you caloric intake, keep it lower). Then after the days of fasting, put on as many calories as you can, then wake up really ealier the day of the test and drink as much water as you can, like I mentioned ealier, so its clear. If worst comes to worst and they deny your urine because of being diluted, most times you can reschudule a time (thus more time for you to work it out of your system) and make it as far away as you can. Some places will take it as a false-positive, which is really sucky... But good luck and hope you pass your test, I know quite a few people that this has worked for and it hasn't failed them yet if that is some reassurance... Good Luck!
It also depends on how often you have been smoking, just one session lasts 2-4 days (sometimes more in rare cases) and if you are a chronic smoker it can last up to two months if you don't dilute with a lot of water. Diluting is pretty much the only thing you do specially if you go to a clinic because they test for most over-the-counter aids.

Answer 3

Don't listen to most of these people because they don't know what they are talking about. The amount of time that weed stays in your system depends on your metabolism and the amount of body fat you have. I have done things in my life that I'm not proud of but I smoked before when I was in the service. Drink beer first because it causes you to piss more then water, then drink plenty of water and gatorade. Exercise too. Also I know this sounds crazy but I know some people that have done it. Take a gallon of orange juice and mix a tiny little bit of bleach in it, not much. Mix it will well to where you don't even taste the bleach. Drink the whole gallon. With some of these practices you can clean your system out within a week and a half to 2 weeks. I know because I did it. But the best thing you can do is to quit smoking. It might seem fun at the time but it can really mess your life up. My mom was a smoker and liked to drink. Thats why I was taking away from her at a young age and never seen her for about 19 yrs. Clean your act up so you can be something that you and your family will be proud of.

Answer 4

depends on how long you have and your body mass/metabolism. If you have 30 days then a healthy dose of pickles (vinegar) and cranberry juice will do the trick if you dont have huge body mass. Vinegar and cranberry juice naturally clean out your urinary system. If you only have a few days you pretty much need some purification systems from GNC. (I used SONNE 7, tastes like death, works the best) You could always try to drink MASSIVE amounts of water to dilute but some times a diluted test result is the same as a failed test result.

Answer 5

GNC wouldn't help you anyway. There is nothing you can do or take that will clean out your system. Nothing. I know, there are products out there that claim they do it, but they are a scam. You would be wasting your money on something that does not work. If you smoked weed in the last month, your urine will test positive.

There is nothing you can do about it. But if you don't smoke pot (or do any other drugs) you will NEVER have to worry about this again.

Answer 6

i have seen people pass by going buy some cirto (it's like gellitan powder) from the grocery store, you drink the cirto like 2 hours ahead of going for the drug screen, then take som vitamins (to add substance to your urine) and srink lots of water, soft drinks, gatoraid, etc (you drink more than one type of liquid so that your urine is not diluted, this is also why you take vitamins.) make sure you urinate once or twice before the offical test. the cirto is like a gellitin, so it lines your bladder (like pepto does to your stomach) and anything you ingest after that goes right through, at the same time it doesn't let any of the toxins go through.

Answer 7

I've passed several drug screens (when) past tense.....I was smoking. The best thing to take is NIACIN you can get it a walmart, Akins health store. Make sure you get the flushing niacin. Dont smoke for about a week and then start taking them with plenty of water. Take 1 every 4hrs with PLENTY OF WATER, i repeat PLENTY OF WATER!!!!!!!!!! You'll pass this test if you follow these directions. I use to take it everytime i took a drug test back in high school. GOOD LUCK

Answer 8

1. Takes a month+ to get it out of urine.
2. If they take a hair sample from anywhere on your body they can tell if you've taken drugs in the past 2+ years.
3. If you try to dilute yourself they can detect this, and failing a drug test for being diluted is as good as walking in with a crack pipe.

Plus, this drug test is going to go on your permanent record and nobody is going to hire a druggie! Hope this helps!!!

Answer 9

lol.. They have a detox tea in GNC but I don't know if it works. Especially if you have to take the test like tomorrow. I you smoke often it take 30 days or more for marijuana to get out of your system. But If you smoke only once or twice it can take up to 2 weeks to get out of your system. If you work out (burn fat) and increase your metabolism it will help. The THC hormone (found in marijuana) is stored in fatty tissues. Good luck!

Answer 10

The only hope is to get someone to pee in a condom for you--warm it in between your legs or under your arm. I had to do this for my cousin once because she had to meet up with her probation officer. The second time around I didn't do it for her because if people put addictions above productivity they don't need to tarnish a company with their presence--there are too many dedicated people that want jobs. There's no miracle way to get it out of your system since it's stored in the fatty tissues of the body. Explain your situation to a friend and stop using--either on your own or get help. Life is too precious to live in an altered state of mind and a deteriorating state of body.

Answer 11

Go to a health store, like a gym, they sell products that "clean" your urine. You drink a ton of water with the product, wait a lil while then empty your bladder, then you take the test within an hour of that.

I only know this from other people, i don't use drugs. Drugs are bad mmmmkay