Forgetful Actor
There was once a great actor who could no longer remember his lines. After many years he finds a theatre where they are prepared to give him a chance to shine again.
The director says, "This is the most important part, and it has only one line. You walk on to the stage at the opening carrying a rose. You hold the rose to your nose with just one finger and thumb, sniff the rose deeply and then say theline Ah, the sweet aroma of my mistress."
The actor is thrilled. All day long before the play hes practicing his line over and over again.
Finally, the time came. The curtain went up, the actor walked onto the stage, and using just one finger he delivered the line, "Ah, the sweet aroma of my mistress."
The theatre erupted, the audience was screaming with laughter and the director was steaming!
"You bloody fool!" he cried, "You have ruined me!"
The actor was bewildered, "What happened, did I forget my line?"
"No!" screamed the director "you forgot the rose!"
2007-07-18 16:57:28 · 12 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
'Twas fair, to be sure, but a rose is a rose, and a finger but a finger!! Where it has been only the owner knows, But you can tell by the way he crinckles up his nose!!!! Made me laugh, so here's your star!!!!
2007-07-18 18:33:18 · answer #1 · answered by Tellerofawesomejokes 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
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2016-10-22 00:26:05 · answer #2 · answered by ? 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Ewww, Lol! Well, I liked it so I will give you a star!
2007-07-18 17:02:11 · answer #3 · answered by Isabella's Mommy Expecting #2 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
ill give it a star
2007-07-18 17:30:50 · answer #4 · answered by King Leonidus! 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
lol i will give u a star
2007-07-18 17:06:57 · answer #5 · answered by Heavens Outcast 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
That is hilarious !!!!! I really did LOL!... A star for you.
2007-07-18 18:52:52 · answer #6 · answered by § dreamer § 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
It's not worth a star, sorry....
2007-07-18 17:02:10 · answer #7 · answered by la buena bruja 7 · 0⤊ 1⤋
it was kinda funny. star
2007-07-18 17:08:30 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
lmao...how brilliant was that....u definitely get a star...
2007-07-18 18:20:14 · answer #9 · answered by **aLa$iA** 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
I thought it was funny, too.
Star
2007-07-18 17:24:11 · answer #10 · answered by Chewie 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋