Jack and Jill were working for this company. The company had run
into some bad times and the guy that owned the company was going
to have to lay either Jack or Jill off. He really couldn't decide
which one to lay off because they were both really good workers.
One day, he decided which ever one of them came back from lunch
first, he was going to lay off. Sure enough, here came Jill up
the front stairs. As she entered the front door, he walked up
to her and said, "Listen Jill, I'm really sorry but I'm going to
have to either lay you or Jack off."
Jill replied,
"Well you're going to have to jack off cause I got a
headache........"
(sorry if you read this before but i think its worth sharing)
2007-07-18 15:43:56 · 7 answers · asked by Conan 3 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
hahaha that was the funniest joke i heard today
2007-07-18 16:09:04 · answer #1 · answered by Boston gal 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Yeah Ive heard it before but its still a very funny joke
2007-07-18 22:49:30 · answer #2 · answered by Chrissy 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
It's been a while since I've heard it before so the punchline was new to me again. Tell it to me in another decade or so to make me laugh some more.
; )
2007-07-18 22:55:40 · answer #3 · answered by thezaylady 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Naa not funny!
2007-07-18 23:53:43 · answer #4 · answered by ♥Jennifer♥ 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
funny never heard it
2007-07-18 22:54:14 · answer #5 · answered by Nick Name 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
That was a boring joke. i didn't even laughed.
2007-07-18 22:53:05 · answer #6 · answered by umairzahidali 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
nope, i've never heard it but it was funny
2007-07-18 22:51:02 · answer #7 · answered by Amie 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋