A cowboy rode into town and stopped at a saloon for a drink. Unfortunately, the locals had a habit of picking on strangers, which he definitely was.
When he finished his drink, he found his horse stolen.
He went back into the bar, handily flipped his gun into the air, caught it above his head without looking, and fired a shot into the ceiling.
"Which one of you sidewinders stole my horse?!?!?!" he yelled with surprising forcefulness.
No one answered.
"All right, I'm gonna have another beer, and if my horse ain't back outside by the time I finish, I'm gonna do what I dun in Texas! And you don't want me to do what I dun in Texas!"
Some of the locals shifted restlessly. They knew not to underestimate the word of a Texan, especially one who had a few too many beers.
The man finished off a few more beers and walked outside where his horse had been returned.
He saddled up, and started to ride out of town. The bartender wandered out of the bar, and saw the man stumbling to get on his horse.
"Say, partner," he said, "before you go...what happened in Texas?"
The cowboy turned back and said, "I had to walk home."
2007-07-18 15:23:57 · 13 answers · asked by Sangy . 4 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
PMSFL ROFFL, that was sooooooooooo funny, and sooooooooooo good, I am dying here, Wish I could give you ten stars for that, sooooooooooooo funny, lmao. Hohohoho!
Mooshie,
The gaps are for: ->
Comic suspension, um ->
like ->
That's where the baboom comes in, well, maybe not! But they are there for suspense, you must have a short patience span.
2007-07-23 23:14:15 · answer #1 · answered by Janet B 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Cute
2007-07-18 22:26:41 · answer #2 · answered by smile_girl 4 · 3⤊ 0⤋
Haha. Cute.
2007-07-18 22:27:33 · answer #3 · answered by Poochie 3 · 2⤊ 1⤋
lmao
very cute love it
2007-07-18 22:27:35 · answer #4 · answered by Lovely unicorn 5 · 2⤊ 0⤋
haha
2007-07-24 06:20:55 · answer #5 · answered by Claudia 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Very funny! here's a star for you!!!
2007-07-18 22:28:26 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
Good one ! Funny !
2007-07-18 22:28:06 · answer #7 · answered by JUAN FRAN$$$ 7 · 2⤊ 0⤋
nice
2007-07-25 16:04:47 · answer #8 · answered by Ryan H 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
LMFAO!!!!!!!! Thats a GREAT one!!!!
2007-07-18 22:27:44 · answer #9 · answered by Chrissy 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Didn't appreciate the gaps in "your joke", but whatever~~~
2007-07-18 22:27:17 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 4⤋