And why didn’t Jesus drive a Chrysler, that was as big as a whale?
Wasn’t he omnipotent?
I mean if he was omnipotent than I just can’t understand why he wouldn’t be driving a Chrysler, with that smooooooth Chrysler steering. I mean if he really loved people he should have been driving a Chrysler. Right?
Hey, and if that’s true than why doesn’t god give all good Christians big old Chryslers so they can go to the Love Shack too?
You know there is something about this whole Christianity thing that just doesn’t seem right to me.
2007-07-18 14:28:23 · 19 answers · asked by Anonymous in Society & Culture ➔ Religion & Spirituality
you're an idiot, stop blaspheming! the greatest hymns ever written are in the bible, or by people of God, not some two bit crappy band. do you go to church? if you did then maybe you'd get the whole "christianity" thing.
2007-07-18 14:34:30 · answer #1 · answered by natiki lou 1 · 0⤊ 5⤋
Your question is faulty. You say you think He was omnipotent, yet you ask why didn't he drive period?
Why would you need to drive if you are the Word of God?
When God speaks, IT IS. If He wanted to be ANYWHERE, He WAS. That's kind of what being omnipotent is all about.
Jesus would not have needed a Chrysler, Dodge or anything else. Let's just forget the fact that they weren't invented yet, there was no need for them to be then.
2007-07-18 14:38:43 · answer #2 · answered by classyjazzcreations 5 · 0⤊ 1⤋
Sorry Grimmy, I have to disagree. Jesus would be stylin' in a pimped out gold Hummer H2 with slick shiny 18" chrome rims and a sub woofer so big it can melt hell and the devil's eyeballs. I think our Pastor has a Hummer just like this.
8^D Blessings to you GJ!
2007-07-18 14:34:20 · answer #3 · answered by Dr. G™ 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
In the bible, Jesus was driving a Colt, smaller and more eco-friendly :)
What happened to B52s? Hopefully they're Christians and we'll get a free concert from them in heaven.
2007-07-18 14:36:13 · answer #4 · answered by JasonLee 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Love Shack? Um, yeah, that's about your speed, Stimpy. How's the Flock of Seagulls doing these days, btw?
2007-07-18 14:31:41 · answer #5 · answered by Mr. Vincent Van Jessup 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Under no circumstances is "Love Shack" one of the greatest anythings ever.
2007-07-18 14:31:53 · answer #6 · answered by jonjon418 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
No, "Meshach" is one of the greates hymns ever written.
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13. Meshach
Parody of "Love Shack" by The B-52's
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2007-07-18 14:39:12 · answer #7 · answered by Martin S 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Nice one I feel guilty now .. I always thought Rock Lobster was far better
2007-07-18 14:34:18 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
You seem more of a "rock lobster" kind of guy. Maybe you can find a better analogy there
2007-07-18 14:32:04 · answer #9 · answered by mark 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
You are definitely worng. Respect of God is needed for you. Read the bible to know your God.
jtm
2007-07-18 14:34:57 · answer #10 · answered by Jesus M 7 · 0⤊ 1⤋
Great song but wrong kind of Love. :) As for feeling "not right" about Christianity, try some Bible verses and open your Heart and Mind. You may find you like it. But, even if you don't, thanks for the question and have a great day!!
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