A man absolutely hated his wife's cat and decided to get rid of him one day by driving him 20 blocks from his home and leaving him at the park.
As he was getting home, the cat was walking up the driveway.
The next day he decided to drive the cat 40 blocks away. He put the beast out and headed home.
Driving back up his driveway, there was the cat!
He kept taking the cat further and further and the cat would always beat him home. At last he decided to drive a few miles away, turn right, then left, past the bridge, then right again and another right until he reached what he thought was a safe distance from his home and left the cat there.
Hours later the man calls home to his wife: "Jen, is the cat there?"
"Yes," the wife answers, "why do you ask?"
Frustrated, the man answered, "Put that son of a ***** on the phone, I'm lost and need directions!"
2007-07-18 14:12:08 · 16 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha lmao, thanks :) STAR
2007-07-18 14:15:39 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Now that is cute. Years ago we drove a cat who was terrorizing other neighborhood cats WAY out to the country- at least 5 miles- and dropped him off. Of course he was back in about a week, looking none the worse for wear. How in the heck do cats do that, I wonder?
2007-07-18 21:25:45 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
THATS GREAT!!!!!! It kinda reminds me of "The One-Eyed Cat" by Edgar Allen Poe. Except in this one he didn't murder the cat. You totally deserve a star for that!
2007-07-18 21:56:37 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Funny! 10!
2007-07-18 21:21:00 · answer #4 · answered by cats 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Star for you
2007-07-18 21:20:00 · answer #5 · answered by Charlotte's Dad 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Heeh Heeh.... That was funny star 4 u!!!
2007-07-18 21:18:59 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Outcatted? Lol !
2007-07-18 23:57:55 · answer #7 · answered by Traveller 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
roflmao...hahahhahahahha....i gave you a star plz give me 10 pts in return
2007-07-18 21:29:37 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
now that realllllllllly made me laugh 10/10.
2007-07-18 21:17:17 · answer #9 · answered by **beep** 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
OMG!! That's funny to the extreme!!
2007-07-18 23:05:58 · answer #10 · answered by Nono 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
haha.made me laugh.u get a star.
2007-07-18 21:34:48 · answer #11 · answered by ? 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋