2 doctors were golfing and bragging how great of a surgeon they were. The first one says, "You see that sleeping owl up there? I bet I can cut out his tonsils and not even wake him." So they bet, and sure enough, he does it. The other doctor, not to be out done, says, "Oh, not bad - but I'll bet I can cut off his testicles without him waking him up."
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And sure enough, he does it - the bet ends up a draw.
A few days later the owl is flying around and his friend the squirrel says to him, "Hey, Mr. Owl, you haven't been looking very well lately."
The owl says, "I don't know what's wrong with me lately, but lately I haven't been able to hoot worth a fu
Pretty good joke! Poor owl
2007-07-18 14:09:56 · answer #1 · answered by tina h 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Hahahahaha If I was the squirrel, I'd run, never to be seen again hahahaha cheers!
2007-07-19 00:18:16 · answer #2 · answered by quob 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Pretty funny. 8/10.
2007-07-18 21:08:35 · answer #3 · answered by cats 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
That poor owl! lmao Thanks :)
2007-07-18 21:10:14 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋