Two statues in a park
There are two statues in a park; one of a nude
man and one of a nude woman.
They had been facing each other across a pathway for a hundred
years, when one day an angel comes down from the sky and, with a single gesture, brings the two to life.
The angel tells them, 'As a reward for being so patient through a
hundred blazing summers and dismal winters, you have been given life for thirty minutes to do what you've wished to do the most.'
He looks at her, she looks at him, and they go running behind the
shrubbery. The angel waits patiently as the bushes rustle and giggling ensues.
After fifteen minutes, the two return, out of breath and laughing.
The angel tells them, 'Um, you have fifteen minutes left, 'Would you care to do it again ?
He asks her. 'Shall we?' She eagerly replies,
'Oh, yes, let's! But let's change positions.
This time, I'll hold the pigeon down, and you sh!t on it's head.'
...........AND WHAT WERE YOU THINKING?
2007-07-18 13:45:26 · 7 answers · asked by Charlotte's Dad 5 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
I thought they had some inside joke. So when the angel told them to do it again, I was like "how would they do that?"
Am I the only person that didn't think something about sex?
2007-07-18 14:05:59 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Ha Ha! Funny! 10!
2007-07-18 13:48:37 · answer #2 · answered by cats 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
XD My mind was corrupted a long time ago.
2007-07-18 13:48:26 · answer #3 · answered by kagnomi 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Yeah, I was thinking the same thing as all of the others, but, did you really expect any less? :P
2007-07-18 13:50:14 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
That is great! May I use it?
2007-07-18 13:48:37 · answer #5 · answered by Duk Dong 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
they whee haveing sex
2007-07-18 13:48:00 · answer #6 · answered by ashley o 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
i was thinkin sex
2007-07-18 13:48:13 · answer #7 · answered by JJ JAMZ 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋