A woman walks into an accountant's office and tells him that she needs to file her taxes.
The accountant says, "Before we begin, I'll need to ask a few questions. He gets her name, address, social security number, etc., and then asks... "What is your occupation?"
"I'm a whore," she says.
The accountant balks and says, "No, no, no, that will never work. That is much too crass. Let's try to rephrase that."
The woman says, "OK, I'm a high-end call girl".
"No, that is still too crude. Try again."
They both think for a minute, then the woman states, "I'm an elite chicken farmer."
The accountant asks, "What does chicken farming have to do with being a whore or a call girl?"
"Well, I raised over 5,000 little peckers last year!.."
2007-07-18 13:08:01 · 7 answers · asked by "!" 5 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
alan! check out the pic on my 360...it's gross....
2007-07-18 13:09:13 · update #1
l checked out your piccy, yes its fowl, get rid of better off leaving blank and filling it with the new foal piccys
2007-07-18 13:22:47 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Funny! 100!
2016-05-17 04:51:10 · answer #2 · answered by ? 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
10/10 excellent *
2007-07-18 13:15:20 · answer #3 · answered by free the weed 3 · 2⤊ 0⤋
Ha Ha! Funny! 10!
2007-07-18 13:11:08 · answer #4 · answered by cats 7 · 1⤊ 1⤋
Excellent one Calamity.!!!
They do raise them don't they ha ha.!!!
Funny so 10/10.!!!
2007-07-18 16:20:16 · answer #5 · answered by JAM123 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
awesome joke! all ways enjoy your jokes! lmao!
2007-07-19 02:25:34 · answer #6 · answered by sunshinembf 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
OMG, PML:))
FFS what next?
2007-07-18 13:15:07 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 3⤊ 0⤋