A drunk gets up from the bar and stumbles his way to the bathroom.
A few minutes later a loud, blood curdling scream was heard throughout the bar coming from the toilet.
Few minutes past and another loud scream reverberates through the bar. The bartender goes to the bathroom to investigate what the drunk is screaming about,
"Whats all the screaming in here your scaring my customers!"
"Im just sitting here on the toilet and everytime i try to flush something comes up and squeezes the hell out of my balls!"
With that the bartender opens the door to the toilet looks in and says; "You idiot! your sitting on the fecking mop bucket!"
2007-07-18 12:39:23 · 16 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
LOL dreamlover! you just made me pmsl when i read your answer Thanks!! :O)
2007-07-18 13:22:43 · update #1
with all the trouble we have in this world your joke flattened me out with laughter i damned near rolled out of my first floor bedroom window! LMFAO. thanks for the good laugh.
2007-07-18 13:07:31 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
Sorry, to assert i've got been there, performed it and wore the Tee blouse yet a minimum of i've got lived to tell the story so I gues i'd desire to have swore i might by no ability do it back and meant it !
2016-10-21 23:36:47 · answer #2 · answered by frasier 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
That was excellent, I laughed and also cringed at the thought of it!!!
10/10
2007-07-18 13:47:08 · answer #3 · answered by malcolm g 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
I heard that so many times I still laugh my a-s off.I can just picture a guy doing that too.ehehehhheheh
2007-07-18 12:44:18 · answer #4 · answered by dragonsaver005 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Ha Ha! Funny! 10!
2007-07-18 12:44:42 · answer #5 · answered by cats 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Bit of a tight squeeze in there I reckon!! Love it!!
2007-07-18 12:43:48 · answer #6 · answered by Wise ol' poodle groomer 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Great one.!!!
The guys at my work are laughing at this joke - Thanks.!!!
10/10.!!!
LOL.!!!
2007-07-18 16:28:02 · answer #7 · answered by JAM123 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
great one, I'm going to be telling that to a few friends!!
2007-07-18 12:50:22 · answer #8 · answered by skullian 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
omg thats way too funny
2007-07-18 13:09:48 · answer #9 · answered by britney487 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
cute
2007-07-18 12:43:54 · answer #10 · answered by kloveleaf2003 1 · 1⤊ 0⤋