A little girl asks her dad: " Daddy, is God a man or a woman?" the dad said " He's both." Later she came in and said " Daddy, is God black or white?" the dad said " He's both" she paused to think about this for a second then said " Daddy, is God Michael Jackson?"
2007-07-18 12:21:15 · 16 answers · asked by parisianprincess753 2 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
LOL!!!
2007-07-18 12:23:25 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
A little girl asks her dad: " Daddy, is this joke good or poor?" the dad said " It's worse than poor." Later she came in and said " Daddy, is this joke the worst ever or really crap?" the dad said " It's both" she paused to think about this for a second then said " Daddy, is this joke not worth reading then?"
The dad replied, "For gods sake shut up will ya I'm getting a bl ow job from Micheal Jackson's chimp.
2007-07-18 12:27:45 · answer #2 · answered by ahoneyaugust 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
ALTERNATIVE ) WHAT DOES A PLAYSTATION AND MICHAEL JACKSON HAVE IN COMMON ? playing with fire or playing with crime lol also what does michael jackson and a playstation have in common? they are both turned off by children but turned on by them (meaning playstation and michael jackson ) there is many funny endings what does michael jackson and a playstation have in common ? THEY BOTH TURNED ON BY THE THOUGHT OF CHILDREN or what does michael jackson and a playstation have in common? THEY BOTH PLASTIC AND TURNED ON BY THE THOUGHT OF CHILDREN YOU CAN ALSO USE THE XBOX METHOD OR THE WIl
2016-05-17 04:38:09 · answer #3 · answered by hope 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Yeah i've heard that one before. I got a classic Michael Jackson joke:
What is the similarity between Michael Jackson and McDonald's?
Answer: They both both put 40 year old meat in 10 year old buns............its awful but funny.
2007-07-18 12:24:35 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 4⤊ 1⤋
Ha Ha! Funny! 10!
2007-07-18 12:26:07 · answer #5 · answered by cats 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
their is another joke Q.) What does micheal Jaskon and wal-mart have in common??
A.) They both have boys pants half off.
urs was goooood and funny too
2007-07-18 12:27:27 · answer #6 · answered by ~<33~ 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Funny, but it should have been a little boy asking..
2007-07-18 12:24:45 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
lol that's funny
2007-07-18 12:23:42 · answer #8 · answered by Johnny 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
oh my goodness, thats only the 2325522352q14WEGFT2341251253TH time ive heard that
2007-07-18 12:24:16 · answer #9 · answered by iluvchristianity 2 · 0⤊ 1⤋
and the dad says " No sweety God isnt ugly and gay!" HA HA HA Thanks that britended up my day
2007-07-18 12:24:37 · answer #10 · answered by Megan... 1 · 0⤊ 1⤋
hee
2007-07-18 12:26:42 · answer #11 · answered by Viola G. 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋