here some more. hehehe
seeing two dogs mating, an embarrassed canadian teacher tried to explain it to her young students.
you see, she said, the dog on top hurt his paw, and the one underneath is taking him to the doctors
oh, l get it, said one student, just like in the US. try to help someone and they screw you everytime
when a canadian thinks of hell, he wonders what the heating bill will be.
a girl sat sobbing in a police station. l was raped by a canadian she wailed
how do you know he was a canadian? asked the officer
because l had to help him
little jenny came home after playing at deans house and called out, hey mom, guess what? deans got a penis like a peanut.
her mother was understandably confused for a second, then queried:
what you mean its shaped like a peanut?
no silly... it tastes salty
2007-07-18 12:10:08 · 7 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
ummmmmmmmm! hahah!
2007-07-18 12:16:53 · answer #1 · answered by "!" 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Your funny jokes reminded me of one, but I'll try to give you the quick edition:
Little Susie and little Johnny were 5 years old, best friends and neighbors. One day Susie told Johnny she heard the word "pen*s" and didn't know what it meant. Johnny didn't know either but reassured Susie he would ask his dad tonight and tell her tomorrow. Sure enough, after dinner Johnny asked his dad if he could answer a question but in privacy. Johnny and his dad stepped into the bathroom where Johnny relayed his story. Proudly, Johnny's dad dropped his drawers and showed Johnny his pen*s explaining that not only was it a pen*s, but in fact a perfect one.
Next day, Johnny asked Susie to come see what he found out. As Susie stood there, Johnny showed his private part to Susie saying, "See Susie - this is what we call a pen*s and in fact, if it were 5 inches SHORTER, it would be perfect !!!!
2007-07-18 12:40:29 · answer #2 · answered by Adios 7 · 2⤊ 0⤋
I especially enjoyed the peanut joke.
Is the Canadian thing a US favourite?
In Europe we would not know.
2007-07-18 12:16:49 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
i didnt get the heating bill one but rest are funny.
i liked the peanut one. very funny jokes hey do you want join
club fda4ever!
2007-07-18 12:41:57 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
i dont get the heating bill one, but still all funny
2007-07-18 12:21:37 · answer #5 · answered by cutest chick!!! 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Oh, how funny! Hahahahahaha
2007-07-18 12:18:42 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Excellent ones again Alan.!!!
Guys at work are laughing at them to.!!!
Thanks man.!!!
2007-07-18 12:15:20 · answer #7 · answered by JAM123 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋