Jesse took his blind date to the carnival. "What would you like to do first, Amber?" asked Jesse. "I want to get weighed," replied Amber.
They ambled over to the weight guesser. He guessed 120 pounds. She got on the scale; it read 117 and she won a prize.
Next, the couple went on the Ferris Wheel. When the ride was over, Jesse again asked Amber what she would like to do. "I want to get weighed," she said.
Back to the weight guesser they went. Since they had been there before, he guessed her correct weight, and Jesse lost his dollar.
The couple walked around the carnival and again he asked where to next. "I want to get weighed," Amber responded.
By this time, Jesse figured that she was really weird and took her home early, dropping her off with a handshake.
Her room mate, Laura, asked her about the blind date, "How did it go?" Amber responded,
"Oh, Waura. It was wousy."
2007-07-18 12:04:20 · 20 answers · asked by "!" 5 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Oh Calamity
You are going to hate me for this but..................
This joke was on Answers a little while ago.
It is funny
It was funny
2007-07-18 12:14:29 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Hahahahaha! Good one! Ironically enough, me and Amber are going out this saturday. Wohoo!
2007-07-18 19:11:13 · answer #2 · answered by David 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
That was hilarious. lol. I haven't laughed at all today except after reading that joke.
2007-07-18 19:25:03 · answer #3 · answered by parisianprincess753 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
It took me a minute or 2 to get that, but it's hilarious!!!!
2007-07-18 19:11:22 · answer #4 · answered by "Mean Girls" Fan 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
That Loz a wovely joke, *
2007-07-18 19:56:43 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Ha Ha! Funny! 10!
2007-07-18 19:21:23 · answer #6 · answered by cats 7 · 0⤊ 1⤋
Ha ha ha she has a Lisp.!!!
Excellent again so 10/10 Calamity.!!!
Laid man laid is what she wants.!!!
2007-07-18 19:09:09 · answer #7 · answered by JAM123 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
HEHEHE that was a good one. Here's a star for ya.
2007-07-18 19:14:28 · answer #8 · answered by wh_pirate 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
yet another classic, you're going in on overtime today
a star for you
2007-07-18 19:13:31 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
my hat is off to you! you are brilliant! keep up the great joke telling!
2007-07-19 09:29:36 · answer #10 · answered by sunshinembf 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋