These translations are for all of you wonderful women out there, so that you will know what we really mean when we say...
"IT'S A GUY THING"
Translated:* "There is no rational thought pattern connected with it, and you have no chance at all of making it logical."
"CAN I HELP WITH DINNER?"
Translated:* "Why isn't it already on the table?"
"UH HUH," "SURE, HONEY," OR "YES, DEAR"
Translated:* Absolutely nothing. It's a conditioned response.
"IT WOULD TAKE TOO LONG TO EXPLAIN"
Translated:* "I have no idea how it works."
"TAKE A BREAK, HONEY. YOU'RE WORKING TOO HARD."
Translated:* "I can't hear the game over the vacuum cleaner."
"THAT'S INTERESTING, DEAR."
Translated:* "Are you still talking?"
"YOU KNOW HOW BAD MY MEMORY IS."
Translated:* "I remember the theme song to 'F Troop,' the address of the first girl I ever kissed and the vehicle identification numbers of every car
I've ever owned... but I forgot your birthday."
"OH, DON'T FUSS, I JUST CUT MYSELF. IT'S NO BIG DEAL."
Translated:* "I have actually severed a limb but will bleed to death before I admit that I'm hurt."
"HEY, I'VE GOT MY REASONS FOR WHAT I'M DOING."
Translated:* "And I sure hope I think of some pretty soon."
"I CAN'T FIND IT."
Translated:* "It didn't fall into my outstretched hands, so I'm completely clueless."
"WHAT DID I DO THIS TIME?"
Translated:* "What did you catch me at?"
"I'M NOT LOST. I KNOW EXACTLY WHERE WE ARE."
Translated:* "No one will ever see us alive again."
"WE SHARE THE HOUSEWORK."
Translated:* "I make the messes; she cleans them up."
2007-07-18 12:03:17 · 17 answers · asked by cutest chick!!! 3 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Very nice, but here is my rebuttal...
WORDS WOMEN USE
FINE
This is the word women use to end an argument when they are right and you need to shut up.
FIVE MINUTES
If she is getting dressed, this is half an hour. Five minutes is only five minutes if you have just been given 5 more minutes to watch the game before helping around the house.
NOTHING
This is the calm before the storm. This means "something," and you should be on your toes. Arguments that begin with 'Nothing' usually end in "Fine"
GO AHEAD
This is a dare, not permission. Don't do it.
LOUD SIGH
This is not actually a word, but is a non-verbal statement often misunderstood by men. A "Loud Sigh" means she thinks you are an idiot and wonders why she is wasting her time standing here and arguing with you over "Nothing"
THAT'S OKAY
This is one of the most dangerous statements that a woman can make to a man. "That's Okay" means that she wants to think long and hard before deciding how and when you will pay for your mistake.
THANKS
A woman is thanking you. Do not question it or faint. Just say you're welcome.
WHATEVER
It's a woman's way of saying *!#@ YOU!
2007-07-18 12:08:57 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 4⤊ 1⤋
"I CAN'T FIND IT."
Translated:* "It didn't fall into my outstretched hands, so I'm completely clueless."
Oh so true...so true! If I make a bottle for him to give our son, I have to place it directly in his visual path in the fridge. Not on the left or right or God forbid in the door or behind something, or else he wont give him one, and then he'll act all indignant like I hid the thing from him!
Nodor - LOL also very very true!
2007-07-18 12:10:03 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Darn it! I told Fred to be careful with the "Book of Translations"! Now we'll need to change the code.
2007-07-18 12:16:01 · answer #3 · answered by Caninelegion 7 · 2⤊ 0⤋
wow, brex and repoed, take a joke!!! it was kind of funny, not anything to make me laugh out loud, but DEFINATELY nothing to be bitter over! my boyfriend is a lot like this! it's just being a guy, nothing to be mad for! girls have quirks too, and i'm sure any guy can name 10 little pet peeves about girls in general, right, fellas? no reason to get all upset and start spewing insults, i would never of thought this joke, let me say it again, JOKE! would make people so mad...? get over it, and stop taking things so seriously!
2007-07-18 12:17:33 · answer #4 · answered by britney487 3 · 3⤊ 1⤋
No, "What did I do this time?"
Really translates to: I know you are angry at me but I can't think of any logical reason for which you would be. Please informe me as to the illogical reason that you have found for being angry at me so I can adjust my life to keep from getting yelled at again.
:-)
I love my fiancee!
(But its TRUE, I swear it!)
2007-07-18 12:09:26 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
I like
2016-04-01 00:40:54 · answer #6 · answered by ? 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
LOL - this was my favorite: "I'M NOT LOST. I KNOW EXACTLY WHERE WE ARE."
Translated:* "No one will ever see us alive again."
2007-07-18 12:11:04 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
you hit the nail right on the head
2007-07-18 12:10:46 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
I Love them! TOTALLY true. 100,000,000/10 stars for you!
2007-07-18 12:44:05 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
obviously u were probably just dumped by a guy or u just hate them personally stop being such an up tight b**** . Just because u were stupid 2 b with one jerk does mean every guys like that and Ur just pathetic.Also u obviously treated whoever u were with badly if they would do that much to u so why don't u learn how to respect Ur guy and then he'll respect u
2007-07-18 12:11:13 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 6⤋