An eldery couple is enjoying an anniversary dinner together
in a small tavern, the husband leans over and asks his wife...
"Do you remember the first time we had sex together over fifty
years ago? We went behind this tavern where you leaned against
the fence and I made love to you."
"Yes," she says, "I remember it well."
"Ok", he says, "How about taking a stroll a round
there again and we can do it for old times sake."
"Oooooooh Henry, you devil, that sounds like a good idea,"
she answers.
There's a police officer sitting in the next booth
listening to all this and having a chuckle to himself. He
thinks, "I've got to see this: two old-timers having sex
against a fence, I'll just keep an eye on them so
there's no trouble." He follows them...
They walk haltingly along, leaning on each other for support,
aided by walking sticks. Finally they get to the back of the
tavern and make their way to the fence. The old lady lifts her
skirt, takes her knickers down and the old man drops his trousers,
she turns around and as she hangs on to the fence, the old man
moves in, suddenly they erupt into the most furious sex that
the watching policeman has ever seen.
2007-07-18 12:01:38 · 17 answers · asked by "!" 5 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
They are bucking and jumping like eighteen-year-olds. This
goes on for about forty minutes! She's yelling "Ohhhh, God"
He's hanging on to her hips for dear life. This is the most
athletic sex imaginable. Finally, they both collapse
panting on the ground.
The policeman is amazed, he thinks he has learned
something about life that he didn't know.
After about half an hour of lying on the ground recovering,
the old couple struggle to their feet and put their clothes back on.
The policeman, still watching thinks, "That was truly amazing,
he was going like a train. I've got to ask him what his secret is."
As the couple pass, he says to them, "That was something else,
you must have been having sex for about forty minutes. How do
you manage it? You must have had a fantastic life together...
Is there some sort of secret?
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"No, there's no secret" the old man says,
"Fifty years ago that darn fence wasn't electric."
2007-07-18 12:02:01 · update #1
time for a word with the wife l think
electric fences, never thought of that
2007-07-18 12:20:54 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
Get an accountant to check them over he will be able to tale if they are real. Good Luck
2016-05-17 04:31:39 · answer #2 · answered by temeka 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Ha Ha! Funny! 10!
2007-07-18 12:50:20 · answer #3 · answered by cats 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Ha ha ha.!!!
Excellent one Calamity all the guys at work are laughing at this one.!!!
Well done so 10/10.!!!
2007-07-18 12:06:36 · answer #4 · answered by JAM123 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
LOL!! Absolutely A1 fecking brilliant!!!
2007-07-18 12:05:43 · answer #5 · answered by M'SMA 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
heard it, its a good joke but its pretty long, your version of it, and take out those little spacers and fillers next time
2007-07-18 13:16:07 · answer #6 · answered by britney487 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
wickly funny! 10-10 five stars lol
2007-07-18 12:13:47 · answer #7 · answered by natsume_01_i 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Good one.
2007-07-18 12:14:09 · answer #8 · answered by Butt 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
OMG hilarious again! i loved it! lmao ha ha ha haaaaaaaaaaaaaa
2007-07-19 02:32:44 · answer #9 · answered by sunshinembf 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Ha ! Ha ! Very good
2007-07-18 23:56:15 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋