This is what we have been waiting for...the true answers to 5 really important questions:
Q1: WHAT ARE THE SMALL BUMPS AROUND THE NIPPLES FOR?
A : It's Braille for "suck here".
Q2. WHAT IS AN AUSTRALIAN KISS?
A : It's the same as a French kiss, only down under."
Q3. WHAT DO YOU DO WITH 365 USED CONDOMS?
A : Melt them down, make a tire, and call it a Goodyear.
Q4. WHY ARE HURRICANES NORMALLY NAMED AFTER WOMEN?
A : Because when they come, they're wild and wet. But when they go, they take your house and car with them.
Q5. WHY DO GIRLS RUB THEIR EYES WHEN THEY GET UP IN THE MORNING?
A : Because they don't have any balls to scratch.
2007-07-18 11:50:11 · 18 answers · asked by Nola 3 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Oh man you are one funny girl, I love your jokes they are totally original, never heard them before.
2007-07-18 12:00:16 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
ABSOLUTELY HILARIOUS!! Definitely STAR-worthy!
Here's the Answer to the 6th Really Important Question:
Picture this scene:
A chicken and an egg are in bed together. The chicken is sitting up against the headboard smoking a cigarette with a very smug smile.
The egg is lying down, under the covers with its back to the chicken and has a very disgruntled look on its face. The egg whines, "It's just not fair!" to which the chicken replies in a sultry voice, "Well, I guess we finally answered THAT question!"
2007-07-18 19:20:07 · answer #2 · answered by Adios 7 · 1⤊ 1⤋
HA! that's funny!! Especially 2, 3, 5. I give u a star.!!
2007-07-18 19:01:51 · answer #3 · answered by parisianprincess753 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
How do women get those wrinkles around their eyes.
By saying"
Suck What?
2007-07-18 18:57:15 · answer #4 · answered by Milk Man 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Good answers! You go to the front of the class! Star!
2007-07-18 18:55:06 · answer #5 · answered by SR.REPUESTO 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Oh I like that one! And from a fellow woman! Good job! All true facts!
2007-07-18 18:54:20 · answer #6 · answered by Lucky Colette 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
thats rude. no offense but that is rude to women. i dont get how u woman can think thats funny. Womans Rights. Guys might think thats funny but its just like a man saying that right in front of a group of women they probably wouldn't laugh. shame shame shame
2007-07-18 19:38:53 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 2⤋
haha i like the hurricane one
2007-07-18 19:47:56 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
that is hilarious if i could, i would give you 5 stars
2007-07-18 19:04:03 · answer #9 · answered by baconbobdude 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
LAMO LOL:HAHAH AH STAR 4 U! TOTALLY!
2007-07-18 18:53:46 · answer #10 · answered by ஐ♦♠♣♥abercrombie♥♣♠♦ஐ 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋