Two guys, one old and one young, are pushing their carts around Home
Depot when they collide.
The old guy says to the young guy, "Sorry about that. I'm looking for
my wife, and I guess I wasn't paying attention to where I was going.
"The young guy says, "That's OK. It's a coincidence. I'm looking for my
wife, too. I can't find her and I'm getting a little desperate.
The old guy says, "Well, maybe we can help each other. What does your
wife look like?"
The young guy says, "Well, she is 24 yrs old, tall, with blonde hair,
blue eyes, long legs, big boobs, and she's wearing tight white shorts,
a halter top and no bra. What does your wife look like?"
The old guy says, "Doesn't matter --- let's look for yours.
2007-07-18 11:17:42 · 14 answers · asked by The prophet of DOOM 5 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Perverted old men at it again! I like it! (Although minorly offensive, that is when I get old) But for now its funny!
2007-07-18 11:52:58 · answer #1 · answered by Lucky Colette 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
lmfao nice one man 10/10 plus star
2007-07-18 19:03:42 · answer #2 · answered by stupid 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Poor little Wifey!
2007-07-18 19:53:48 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
hahhah lmao star 4 u
2007-07-18 18:40:37 · answer #4 · answered by ஐ♦♠♣♥abercrombie♥♣♠♦ஐ 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Ha Ha! Funny! 10!
2007-07-18 21:28:51 · answer #5 · answered by cats 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Whoa.
2007-07-18 19:55:47 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
funny.. hahahahahahahahaha! the old man's wife is abandoned!
2007-07-18 18:23:33 · answer #7 · answered by cutekagome 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Thats a good one.
2007-07-18 18:28:48 · answer #8 · answered by Milk Man 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I think I should join them too !!
2007-07-18 18:25:13 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
hehehe sad
2007-07-18 18:21:50 · answer #10 · answered by cutest chick!!! 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋