You are on a dual carriageway.... To the left there is a sheer drop of 30 inches or so...to the right of you there is a fire engine with sirens blazing....In front of you there is a horse, and behind you a zebra, both seem to be travelling at the same speed as you.
What must you do to remove yourself from this potentially dangerous situation?
Get your drunken ar se off the Merry-Go-Round!
2007-07-18 10:52:11 · 12 answers · asked by rose_merrick 7 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Ha! Ha! LMAO!!!
I started reading, 'You are on a dual carriageway....', and totally forgot the category was 'jokes and riddles', and so was reading seriously.
I really wasn't expecting the punch line!!!
Very good, have a star!
2007-07-18 11:00:01 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 1⤋
How do you get a dual carriageway on a merry go round should it not be a roundabout
2007-07-18 17:56:58 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
Ha ha nice one. I can feel like I'm on a merry go round just by lying on my bed and watching the room spin.
:-)))
2007-07-18 17:57:22 · answer #3 · answered by Teejay 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Get off the merry -go-round
2007-07-18 17:55:04 · answer #4 · answered by Amanda F 4 · 0⤊ 1⤋
Funny. That's a good one.
2007-07-18 17:55:15 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Good one Rose.!!!
10/10.!!!
2007-07-18 18:52:37 · answer #6 · answered by JAM123 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
wait for the music to stop
2007-07-18 18:00:39 · answer #7 · answered by nad1as 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Funny! lol! 10!
2007-07-18 17:56:54 · answer #8 · answered by cats 7 · 1⤊ 1⤋
LOL-- that is a metaphor for my life right now!
2007-07-18 17:54:43 · answer #9 · answered by Lisa the Pooh 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Very good but very old...sorry!
2007-07-18 19:57:45 · answer #10 · answered by Wise ol' poodle groomer 4 · 0⤊ 1⤋