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They're both kinda similar, but I think they're funny.

So there's these two muffins sitting in an oven. (One is poppyseed, and one is blueberry.)

One of them turns to the other and says, "Gee, it's hot in here."

The other one says, "Aaaaaaah!!!!! A talking muffin!!!!"



2. There's two whales in the ocean. One of them says, "muuuuaaaahhhhh aaaaammmmuuuuuaaaaaaoooo." (Whale noises)

The other one says, "what?!?!?!"

2007-07-18 10:48:46 · 18 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music Jokes & Riddles

18 answers

lol i doooo i like the whale one the best!

2007-07-18 10:51:46 · answer #1 · answered by SEBchick 3 · 0 0

i heard the first one before but it was a little different


2 muffins were baking in an oven at 350 degrees. one muffin says "wow, it sure is hot in here!" and the other one goes "holy s***! a talking muffin!"

2007-07-18 17:58:29 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

While I liked them! I do like the first one the most but the second one was good too!

2007-07-18 18:31:30 · answer #3 · answered by Liz 3 · 0 0

ive heard the muffin one before.... it was on an icon.
honestly, i think its a cute icon, but if u ran around asking
people about these jokes im not too sure you would be
that entertaining. lol. im sorry, but at least now u kno. :]

2007-07-18 17:52:55 · answer #4 · answered by bRi 2 · 0 0

nope
what do you call a snail on a boat?
A snailor, hehehe

2007-07-18 17:52:27 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

The first one's cool the other one is I don't like it.

2007-07-18 17:52:07 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

ive heard em before, theyve lost theyre funniness

2007-07-18 17:51:16 · answer #7 · answered by Molly 5 · 0 0

They were cute...
You may like this one too.

Once a frog and his wife had a fight and they started arguing...
Male frog: Trot trot trot
Female frog: Trot trot trot trot trot trot
Male frog: Trot trot trot trot
Female frog: Trot trot trot trot trot trot trot trot trot
Male frog: Trot trot trot twing trot twing thishhh
Female frog: Hey !! Don't change the topic !!!

2007-07-18 18:33:36 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

First one is funny, but not so much the other.

2007-07-18 17:52:26 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

First one yes, second one, not so much.

2007-07-18 18:38:12 · answer #10 · answered by honeys9702 2 · 0 0

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