Okay so one day, a duck walks into a bar, and says to the bartender, "ya got any grapes?"
The bartender tells him no and is a little annoyed.
The next day, the same duck waddles in, quacks in the bartenders face, and says, "ya got any grapes?"
The bartender is more than a little irritated and says, "NO. This is a bar, of course we don't have grapes.
The next day, the duck is there again, asking for grapes.
The bartender loses his temper and says, "IF YOU COME IN HERE ASKING FOR GRAPES ONE MORE TIME, I'M GOING TO NAIL YOUR BEAK TO THIS COUNTER!!!".
The next day, the duck comes in with a disguise on and says, "ya got any nails?" The bartender, confused, says, "uh....no."
The duck rips of the disguise and says, "In that case, ya got any grapes?"
2007-07-18 10:24:14 · 13 answers · asked by Bella K. 1 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Funny. But ducks can't talk, just saying.
2007-07-18 10:28:27 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
That was pretty ancient but cute and did make me smile.
By the way, "Ya, got any grapes?"
2007-07-18 17:38:47 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
aww thats a cute joke
2007-07-18 17:28:32 · answer #3 · answered by lucky star 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
hahaha i will use the to make my family laugh in rough times
2007-07-18 17:30:52 · answer #4 · answered by Jayme 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Ye also got any "good" clean jokes?
2007-07-18 17:35:03 · answer #5 · answered by Nader Ali 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
It's "feet" & it came from Willie Nelson's book.
2007-07-18 17:50:43 · answer #6 · answered by shermynewstart 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
OMG thats hilarious!!!
2007-07-18 17:50:51 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Woo!! v.funny
2007-07-18 17:30:54 · answer #8 · answered by mark 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Really funny, i never heard that one before, thanks for sharing, it got a good laugh out of me.
Thanks,
and good one!!!
2007-07-18 18:16:25 · answer #9 · answered by bluedolfinswimmer13 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
"WOW!" What a lovely joke! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! I'll give you a star!!!
2007-07-18 17:39:22 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋