A blonde decides to try horseback riding, even though she has had no lessons or prior experience. She mounts the horse unassisted and it immediately springs into motion. It gallops along at a steady and rhythmic pace, but the blonde begins to slip from the saddle. In terror, she grabs for the horse''s mane, but cannot seem to get a firm grip.
She tries to throw her arms around the horse''s neck, but she slides down the side of the horse anyway. The horse gallops along, seemingly ignorant of its slipping rider.
Finally, giving up her frail grip, the blonde attempts to leap away from the horse and throw herself to safety. Unfortunately, her foot becomes entangled in the stirrup, and she is now at the mercy of the horse''s pounding hooves as her head is struck against the ground over and over.
She starts to lose consciousness, but to her great fortune, Bobby, the Wal-Mart greeter, sees her and unplugs the horse.
2007-07-18 10:22:36 · 12 answers · asked by britney487 3 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Thanks for giving me a good laugh a i needed it!!!!! got any mor!?!?!?!?!?!
2007-07-18 10:30:58 · answer #1 · answered by Rycka Pycka 3 · 0⤊ 1⤋
dolly that replaced into solid L.O.L. 3 blonde's in a eating place the 1st one says i'm having a boob pastime next week.. the 2nd says i'm having my t**t bleached day after today , the third says cant think of your husband with blonde hair.......
2016-10-21 23:09:13 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
A bit long for the punch line but on well it's a blonde joke & they are always good!
2007-07-18 10:30:33 · answer #3 · answered by theladygeorge 5 · 0⤊ 1⤋
We should tell those Wal Mart guys to be careful next time if they notice someone with that special hair color !!
2007-07-18 10:35:55 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 1⤋
Ha Ha! Funny! 10!
2007-07-18 13:16:31 · answer #5 · answered by cats 7 · 0⤊ 1⤋
Oh wow thats harsh are you suggesting she was a dumb blonde..
2007-07-18 10:26:22 · answer #6 · answered by Because I Said So 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
HA!!! Good one...I didn't see it coming...Thanks fo the laugh :o)
2007-07-18 10:29:30 · answer #7 · answered by city girl 3 · 0⤊ 1⤋
lol thats extremely funny.
2007-07-18 10:30:38 · answer #8 · answered by Peaches 2 · 0⤊ 1⤋
lmao, nice twist!
2007-07-18 10:47:44 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
hahahahahahahahhhaahahhaha
2007-07-20 04:13:32 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋