This guy had a carboard cutout of JJ and Gordon and he had diapers strapped to them. He was making lude and arrogant comments as we walked by and then followed us around for like 10 minutes with the cutout being a complete jackA.s.$ and ranting about homosexuality and how much beer he drank. It was only 9 a.m. and he was tanked. It was pathetic
2007-07-19 02:34:12
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answered by 24_gordon_24 4
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I was at Martinsville a few years ago when Rusty Wallace still raced (it was his last year) and there was this Rusty fan sitting in front of me and when Rusty would go around a turn he would act like he was turning a steering wheel. Then when Rusty would past our section the guy was holding up a Miller Lite pointing to it like Rusty could see it!! Then Rusty hit the wall and that guy left pissed off. That was the funniest thing I ever seen I was laughing my @$$ off!!!
2007-07-18 23:41:25
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answered by AUNT BIGGEST CARL EDWARDS FAN 99 4
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the people who put sunscreen on themselves in a number for their driver then sunburn the rest of their back or chest.Then they end up with a big white 8 on their back with a sunburn that matches jrs car that always makes me laugh. Once many years ago at the bud at the glen we were camping by this old popup camper that started rocking.Next thing ya know the plywood broke and the couple fell to the ground buck naked and the woman was justa bitching at the guy he just stood there laughing
2007-07-18 18:21:22
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answered by Anonymous
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Coca Cola 600. Old Man (Gordon Fan) vs. Young Man (JR. Fan). Shouting a lot that turned into a fight. Didn't last long though because both were a little(haha) under the influence and a little bit of wind would have knocked them both over.
2007-07-18 17:58:01
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answered by stargrazer 5
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Camping at the April Texas race a couple years ago. The beer was flowing and I got to see the true definition of white trash....
There was a group of guys surrounding a couple girls on Friday night. The women were showing certain areas of their bodies, and in return the guys were giving them beads to wear.
When my buddies and I got there they were walking off. One of the girls turned around and flashed us. My friend made a comment. "Wow those were nice." The man walking with the 2 ladies responded, "If you think those were nice you gotta see my daughter's, Honey show em." and then the other girl flashed.
We laughed for days over that one.
2007-07-18 17:56:08
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answered by 20forLIFE 2
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This stupid fan in a wheelchair who was super over weight and was smoking the whole time would stand up during qualifying everytime Jeff Gordon went by and yelled F You and flipped him off. I don't care what driver it was annoying cause there are kids around.
2007-07-19 18:03:02
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answered by Anonymous
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I got a good one.......
I was at Macon speedway...probably back in the mid-80's. A driver I was "not fond of" was sitting in his car behind turn 2, waiting for his class to be called to race. He was all strapped in, helmet and all, (i didn't know what had happened at the time) when the Ambulance gets called from the infield, to go outside the track. Come to find out, one of the lower ranking class cars had thrown a HUGE chunk of mud OVER THE FENCE, THROUGH THE DRIVER'S WINDOW, HITTING MY "NON FAVORITE" DRIVER...........RIGHT IN THE CROTCH!!!!! I though maybe someone had gotten hurt out in the pits, but I laughed my @$$ off when I found out what happened to him.
BTW.....He didn't make the feature.....he was icing himself up.
2007-07-18 18:15:25
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answered by Super Racer 4
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Boy, hard to pick one story from my infield experiences, but one that has always stayed with me was when a couple were coming into the infield at Michigan and the hubby who was smashed to no end crashed and burn on the track, sending 2 cases of beer flying all over and just laid there, and his wife started screaming at him telling him she told him he couldn't walk and carry the beer, she started grabbing beers up and told him to stay there and she hope the jet dryers would be able to blow him off the track in the morning before the race started. after she left he was still down on the ground and some other infielders started grabbing the rest of the beers and taking off.
2007-07-18 17:55:10
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answered by Anonymous
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Gotta love camping @The Glen. Never know what you're gonna see, from being flashed (from atop the Infamous NASBUS) to the aforementioned collapsing camper incident.
My perennial favorite were the group of guys who built models of all the track layouts on their campsites out of beer cans.
Or the year Ron Fellows' daughter was singing the National Anthems: Just when they thought she was done with the US & Canadian anthems, & tried to get her off the mic, she started all over.......In French.
2007-07-18 20:40:49
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answered by schizophreniabeatsdiningalone 5
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There's nothing sadier then the day Dale Earhardt died during the last lap, turn 4, at the 2001 Daytona 500.
2007-07-18 19:04:49
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answered by Joe-O 4
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