So three blonde girls want to be detectives. So they go to the detective agency to get a job. The person hiring them tells them that he will show them a profile of someone and they have to make one observation in order to get the job.
The first blonde looks at the picture and says, "He only has one ear."
The guy says, "No, that's just because its a profile. You don't get the job."
The second blonde says, "He only has half a nose."
The guy, getting irritated, says, "That's because it's only a profile!!!"
The third blonde says, "The man wears contacts."
The guy says, "wow, that's impressive!! Let me look into that, and if you were right, you get the job."
He comes back and says, "You were correct! You get the job. Just tell me how you figured that out."
The blonde says....
"Oh that was easy. With only one ear and half a nose, how would you expect him to wear glasses?"
2007-07-18 10:15:37 · 13 answers · asked by Bella K. 1 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
That was great! I've heard most blonde jokes before, but this one was a new one to me. I lol! I'm not in a great mood because a close friend is in the hospital & I'm collecting jokes to cheer her up. Thanks!
2007-07-18 11:07:35 · answer #1 · answered by shermynewstart 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
A blonde, brunette, and a red head were standing on the edge of the pool ready for the 100 yead breast stroke race.... The starter shot the pistol and the three dove into the water and began swimming. A few minutes the brunette finished and jumped out of the water. Then the red head. About twenty minutes later, the blonde emerged. They awarded the gold to the brunette, the silver to the red head and the bronze to the blonde. As they placed the metal around her neck the blonde wispered " I don't want to sound like a sore loser, but I think the other two used their arms"
2016-04-01 00:31:22 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
You are awesome. I love the joke and I just shaved my blonde hair off.
2007-07-18 10:24:45 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
hahahaha ...funny , a star* 4 u
2007-07-18 10:36:26 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
hahahahahahahahahahaha
oh thats funny i like that
2007-07-18 10:31:09 · answer #5 · answered by DILAILA!!! 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lmao! the ending was not what i expected at all hahaha. good one!
2007-07-18 10:20:59 · answer #6 · answered by ? 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Funny...Thanks :o)
2007-07-18 10:20:36 · answer #7 · answered by city girl 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
That was star material!!!
2007-07-18 10:43:22 · answer #8 · answered by theladygeorge 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
HAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHALMAO *4 U
2007-07-18 11:59:54 · answer #9 · answered by ஐ♦♠♣♥abercrombie♥♣♠♦ஐ 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
That was decent...sure.
2007-07-18 10:59:57 · answer #10 · answered by BrianC2008 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋