I can't even finish taking a dump unless I have a photo of Martin Mull on hand so I can stroke his blonde mustache in my dreams as I pinch one off. My life partner, Gerald, says he doesn't mind the posters, but he won't do the Mr. Mom backyard race celebration dance before he plows me. So i'm like geez, so how am I supposed to bust one off, you selfish silly goose. Anyways, I was dying to meet Mr. Mull so i went to the Premiere of Mrs. Doubtfire in L.A. and waited in line for three days and nights just to get a peek. Finally, When he walked passed me I slammed a fistful of mustard into his buttcrack and screamed "Bring it on home, Banana-Lip!" and then I went home and made a celebratory handprint onto a posterboard and outlined it in macaroni. It still hangs on my fridge and I whack to it regularly.
2007-07-18 09:26:14 · 4 answers · asked by Anonymous in Society & Culture ➔ Etiquette
Oooooooook. Obsess much?
I don't recall Mr. Mull being in "Mrs. Doubtfire." So perhaps this whole story is made up?
2007-07-18 09:32:35 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
It could be worse - you could have a Fred Willard fetish.
Put both fetishes together and you have re-runs of Fernwood 2-nite.
[Note to W A - Mull was in Mrs Doubtfire. He played Justin Gregory. It must have been a small role because I don't remember him in it either].
2007-07-18 16:36:14 · answer #2 · answered by nycguy10002 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
You and "fm2499" the Yahoo Answers wet and messy fetishist should totally hook up!
2007-07-20 23:20:11 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
No, not weird at all. Now, if you had a Rosie O'Donnell fetish, then you'd have problems...
2007-07-18 17:25:01 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋