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Jessica Simpson is the antichrist. Deal with it.

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2007-07-18 09:20:56 · 23 answers · asked by Anonymous in Society & Culture Religion & Spirituality

Actually, I CAN prove it...hang on...

2007-07-18 09:25:19 · update #1

http://answers.yahoo.com/question/index;_ylt=Av4jy.qbDEIrV62OZZcWLTvty6IX?qid=1006053127403

2007-07-19 06:01:06 · update #2

23 answers

Prove it.
Can't do it, can you?
You deal with THAT.

2007-07-18 09:24:35 · answer #1 · answered by batgirl2good 7 · 2 0

She may be a minion, but any dirt track going Usac watcher knows Jeff Gordon is THE Antichrist. I can say this because as a Huntly family under the clan Gordon we are the least of all evils to protect the innocent, the first, the last, the only line of defense against the real Threat. And Tony Stewart, if you wreck the down home appeal of EL Dora with your Nascarism the cult of Bob will devolve you back to the Flintstone ages. Have a lovely day.

2007-07-18 16:29:57 · answer #2 · answered by Princessa Macha Venial 5 · 0 0

Someone told Britney that she was the Antichrist, and she shaved her head to prove that there wasn't a 666 tattooed on her noggin.

2007-07-18 16:25:28 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

Well, I htink Paris Hilton more eviler, and Jessica Simpson has a nicer rack.

2007-07-18 16:31:42 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

Jessica Simpson is hot.

2007-07-18 16:25:31 · answer #5 · answered by meissen97 6 · 2 0

And all this time I thought that the Antichrist was supposed to be loved by all...

2007-07-18 16:30:37 · answer #6 · answered by t_rex_is_mad 6 · 0 0

I thought her Paw, Joe Simpson was the antichrist.

He's the one that inflicted both Jessica and Ashlee on us, whoring out his daughters.

2007-07-18 16:26:39 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 2 0

I was hoping for a more interesting Antichrist.

2007-07-18 16:24:39 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 2 0

That's my kind of antichrist

2007-07-18 16:26:31 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

Can there be two? I think it's Oprah.

My opinion is that Oprah would like to run for God. If there were such an office to run for.

EDIT: LOL - I think her father is kind of hot. So sue me!

2007-07-18 16:31:00 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0 1

Sorry, but the real anti-Christ, Paris Hilton, has fooled you.

Mwahahahahahahaha!!!!

2007-07-18 16:28:47 · answer #11 · answered by Anonymous · 2 0

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