late one foggy night a yankees fan and a red sox fan collide head-on while driving across a bridge. fortunately, both are unhurt, the their cars are pretty banged up.
this is a sign says the yankees fan, that we should put away our diferences and live as friends instead of rivals.
you're right says the red sox fan. he pops open the trunk and takes out a bottle of bourbon. let's toast our newfound friendship.
the yankees fan takes a big swig and hands back the bottle. your turn.
nah, says the sox fan, tossing the bottle into the river. i think i'll just wait for the police to show up!
2007-07-18 08:11:21 · 14 answers · asked by sunshinembf 4 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Your great sunshine. You now have a fan....................
2007-07-18 08:26:56 · answer #1 · answered by Rambooze 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Excellent
2007-07-18 08:59:35 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
superb one!!! megastar for you! right here is one in each of my favorites: a brunette became into junping up and down on railroad tracks chanting ' 22, 22, 22 ' returned and returned. a blonde is strolling via after which watches the brunette leaping and chanting. she doesnt understand why she is doing this, yet she joins her because of the fact interestingly relaxing. they the two bounce on the tracks for a collectively as, till they pay attention a practice coming. the brunette gets exited and starts leaping bigger and screaming louder, so the blonde does the comparable. the practice's tooting because it comes closer, and top till now it squishes them the two, the brunette leaps out of the thank you to secure practices. to place it short, the blonde, nicely, didnt. after the practice passes, the brunette takes up her spot returned on the tracks, maintains leaping, yet this time, she chants, '23, 23, 23 '!!!!!!
2016-11-09 19:52:52 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Hilarious!
2007-07-18 08:56:15 · answer #4 · answered by the answerer 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
That's an old one. When I first heard it about 40 years ago it was a businessman and a catholic priest (He had the whisky)
2007-07-18 08:39:18 · answer #5 · answered by quatt47 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Like it was a blonde and brunnete instead or Englishman and Irishman or woman and man or .... good story regardless of characters.
2007-07-18 08:57:53 · answer #6 · answered by sprinting_turtle 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
I heard this one, except it was a man and a woman. The moral was: never trust a woman, they are smart and vengeful. I like the joke though.
2007-07-18 08:16:49 · answer #7 · answered by ooorah 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Tee Hee Hee!
2007-07-18 08:27:41 · answer #8 · answered by ♪ too late to pretend ♪ 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
ha thats funny, get the other started, and in trouble
funny, here's a star
2007-07-18 09:02:33 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
ok -- this is like the 10th version of this joke that i heard over the past week.... (sorry, but not funny anymore)
2007-07-18 08:32:15 · answer #10 · answered by Mrsashko 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Yankees fans are pretty dumb.
2007-07-18 08:21:12 · answer #11 · answered by jpfitzy7 3 · 2⤊ 0⤋