a priest, a minister and a rabbi are playing poker when the police raid the game. "father," asks the officer, "were you gambling?" "of course not," says the priest after saying a silent prayer for forgiveness. "pastor, what about you?" after an appeal to heaven, he answers, "no, sir" turning to the rabbi, the officer asks, "rabbi, were you gambling?"
Shrugging his shoulders, the rabbi replies, "With whom?"
2007-07-18 08:04:16 · 14 answers · asked by sunshinembf 4 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
for those of you who need help understanding the joke. the rabbi was the only one left in the room, he could not possibly be gambling if the other 2 answered NO. get it?
2007-07-18 08:13:33 · update #1
Ha Ha haaa, Hu Hu Hu ............He He Heeeeeeeeeee.
You always make me laugh a lot.
2007-07-18 19:43:38 · answer #1 · answered by fha_chafzeto 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
A J M Jews do gamble
2007-07-18 15:24:44 · answer #2 · answered by danielle z 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
A J M not that its that both the father and priest "weren't" gambling so he has "no one" to gamble with :D
2007-07-18 15:09:54 · answer #3 · answered by caroline 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
The first two didn't say they left the room, they just said they weren't gambling.
2007-07-18 16:14:17 · answer #4 · answered by lost 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Wow. I'm amazed this one has surfaced again. First heard it when I played the clubs in 1971.
2007-07-18 15:31:00 · answer #5 · answered by quatt47 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
jews dont gamble, great joke.
2007-07-18 15:08:11 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
Good one...AJM you're taking it too seriously, it's a joke.
2007-07-18 15:16:58 · answer #7 · answered by heartlover2000 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Not sure that I understand either.
2007-07-18 15:10:10 · answer #8 · answered by Ouch! 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
i must be more blonder than ususal cause i didnt get it
2007-07-18 15:52:01 · answer #9 · answered by abarnwe 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
WOW! Great joke! LOL!!!
2007-07-18 15:09:26 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋