Scientific or scriptural proof (From the Gospel of the FSM, of course) would be great. Please use real references.
2007-07-18 07:19:31 · 31 answers · asked by Anonymous in Society & Culture ➔ Religion & Spirituality
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2007-07-18 07:25:21 · update #1
I ate him with meatballs and spaghetti sauce.
He gave me reflux, in fact.
2007-07-18 07:22:21 · answer #1 · answered by Char 7 · 3⤊ 2⤋
Flying (is an capacity that exists) , spaghetti (exists) , monster (Gila monster, serial killers are monsters) so FSM easily would desire to exist. Why did not you only say pregnant guy. Oh yeh , on the grounds that shows an obtrusive moronic analogy and Flying spaghetti monster takes a splash reasoning to make certain how this is moronic.
2016-10-21 22:32:14 · answer #2 · answered by ? 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Yarrrrrrr Ye Can Not Disprove The Great Flying Spaghetti Monster.
RAmen
2007-07-18 07:25:21 · answer #3 · answered by John C 6 · 2⤊ 1⤋
The Gospel of the Flying Spaghetti Monster does have historical proof that his his chosen people - pirates - are disappearing. Two charts, I believe. All due to global warming. I have my Gospel. RAmen.
2007-07-19 00:53:26 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
They rose up in an effort to thwart the Killer Tomatoes. But then the cult of Devivalists invoked Bob, the floating head smoking a pipe with 1950's dad hair, and now all we have to fear is fear of fear. And the universe is a flaw in nothing. First it is black, then there is red and ultimately we delude ourselves some version of grey is white. By some trick or trade we are transported to Disney Heim and technicolor takes over and we think we are beings, not just dreams of the one.
2007-07-18 08:26:09 · answer #5 · answered by Princessa Macha Venial 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Ragu 12:34-39
For I have created the bowl and all things in it. I have set the waters boiling and have made the sauce spicy. No other human shall lay hands on my children the Pastafarians, for I created all and shall strike trespassers with furious noodles and stinging meatballs. Hear this and know that I am a delicious God.
2007-07-18 07:28:52 · answer #6 · answered by ɹɐǝɟsuɐs Blessed Cheese Maker 7 · 4⤊ 0⤋
We've got enough proof to show the existence of the almighty FSM.
2007-07-19 02:12:20 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Sauces 5:11 ...And low, I do not exist, and all that so say are as maggots on the great sloth, said he who is of, by, and to be the noodlemost.
I think that should clear things up a bit.
2007-07-18 07:31:58 · answer #8 · answered by Herodotus 7 · 2⤊ 0⤋
Deep down in their gut they know that spaghetti is the only way to taste heaven. Some of them are just too stubborn to admit it.
2007-07-18 08:54:47 · answer #9 · answered by Fred 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
is it the flying spaghetti monster or just the spaghetti monster
i saw the episode of south park and i thought it was just spaghetti monster
2007-07-18 07:22:47 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 3⤊ 0⤋
The FSM is a tomatoey force that can't be categorized! Ramen.
2007-07-18 07:25:05 · answer #11 · answered by Purdey EP 7 · 4⤊ 1⤋