A man was in his front yard mowing the grass when this attractive blonde neighbor came out of the house and went straight to the mailbox.She opened it then slammed it shut and then stormed back to the house.A little later she came back walked straight to her mailbox opened it then slammed it shut and then stormed in the house agian .Then when the man was getting ready to egde the lawn she came out agian marched to the mailbox,opened it and then slammed it shut in anger .Puzzled by her actions the man asked her whats wrong she said there certainly is my stupid computer keeps saying you've got mail
2007-07-18 06:16:33 · 16 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
star if u thought it was funny
2007-07-18 06:36:12 · update #1
I like it, I like it, a lot. * * * * - Four stars for you, but my computer doesn't really work that well to give you actual stars.
2007-07-18 07:08:32 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
A female blonde was speeding down the road in her car
and was pulled over by a woman cop, who also was a
blonde.
The cop asked to see the blonde's driver's license.
The driver dug through her purse and was getting
progressively agitated. "What does it look like?" she
asked the cop. The cop replied, "It has your picture on it."
The blonde driver finally found a square mirror, looked
At it, and handed it to the cop saying, "Oh, here it is."
The blonde cop looked at the mirror, then handed it
back, saying, "Okay, you can go, I didn't realize you were a cop!"
2007-07-18 06:33:52 · answer #2 · answered by tc 2 · 2⤊ 0⤋
Hi ash man I couldn't stop laughing when I heard this joke. I first went and told this joke to my family they also laughed so much and asked me where I got this joke from and I told them my good computer friend Ash.My friends also liked it very much.
2007-07-18 10:35:10 · answer #3 · answered by Tania 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Ha Ha! Funny! 10!
2007-07-18 06:20:20 · answer #4 · answered by cats 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
you are the main suitable! (an factor- of tickles for u). "She spent 20 minutes watching the orange juice can by using fact it suggested: "focus..." Blondie grow to be hypnotized. "a hundred% organic" clean, orange you? = )
2016-10-09 00:10:56 · answer #5 · answered by ? 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
hmmm..ashwariya fan??? me too!!!! but im more of a fan of hrithik!!! he is so cute and sexy!!lolz i heard that he signed up for three more movies...i cant wait!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! anyway, that joke was so funny!!!!!!!! LOLZ i have not heard a good one like that for a while!!!!! okies so have an awesome day!!!!!*LUVS* mishi
2007-07-18 06:21:10 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
ha
2007-07-18 07:01:35 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
I've never know of a blonde as dumb as that one.....lol.
2007-07-18 07:47:12 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
another great one Ash, brought yet another smile to my face. thanks yet again for sharing. i love all your jokes keep them coming you got some great ones. a star for you, enjoy it.
2007-07-18 07:06:15 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
nice
2007-07-18 06:34:57 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋