Have you ever been humorously naked?

Question

My freshman year of college, some girl tried to bring a campus tour through my dorm's bathroom while I was in the shower. I had to stand there stark naked and explain to her why that wasn't such a good idea.

Answer 1

I woke up naked on my lawn once. I'm really not sure how I got there but considering I live in an active neighborhood, I'm sure someone saw and had a laugh. I'm grateful that people had the grace not to mention it to me though.

Answer 2

There was an art show called "sextravaganza" where there were a number of sexually risque art pieces for sale. The art piece I was in was a chair placed in front of a television with the word ME in big letters taped on the screen. I sat in the chair facing the television wearing a hand held television with the word ME taped on the screen (fashioned into a g-string).

Well... a lot of beer later, and I traded the g-string for a trench coat and walked around the place flashing people... a few more beers later, all I was wearing was my combat boots...

Awesome- there is NOTHING more liberating than public nudity.

Answer 3

As a nudist, I am naked often. Once I was going to model for an art class and I was running late. I was stopped at a light with no one around, so I took off my work clothes and started to search for my gym shorts and tee shirt, naked of course. The window was open and all of a sudden I heard a woman the the SUV next to me say something like, "I see you like being comfortable when you drive. Thanks for the view." I said, "You're welcome." LOL Guess I made her day.

Answer 4

Not (quite) naked but...

We have several roommates, so my husband and I are rarely home alone. Last weekend, we got out of the shower and I remembered that I had left dinner on the stove, so I wrapped a big towel around me and went to put it away. My husband grabbed another towel and went to check his email in the living room. Suddenly, in walks one of the roommates, who was supposed to be at work. My husband, in complete shock, says "Hi Dale. Look honey, Dale's home. What's going on Dale...etc etc" It was one of those awkward, funny moments. Needless to say, the new rule is to call first if you are coming home at a strange time.

Answer 5

As a naturist, I'm often naked in all sorts of places.

Humorously? Well my wife often looks at me when I climb into bed naked and she just cannot stop laughing.

Answer 6

You mean like driving down the highway naked because someone drove up on you while you were parking and they gave chase? No, not me. Ha.

Answer 7

We were tenting and I woke up out of a sound sleep feeling something crawling up my back. I jumped up screaming and tore off my nightie and ran out of the tent...regretting that move very quickly! Hubby laughs about that one still. Oh...and it WAS a big ugly BUG with pincers! YIKES!

atheist (THINK)

Answer 8

Well....

There was this one incident when I forgot to close the shades after a shower.

And there was a teen birthday party going on outside.......mostly girls (go figure...my luck)

Needless to say I got a good balance of "thank you for that" and "dude....close your blinds for goodness sake" the very next day.

Answer 9

I was laying out in the backyard and opened my eyes to one of my dads friends nudging me. He said he knocked and no one answered so he came around back. I wanted to die.

Answer 10

I lost my shorts at WaterWorld one day...that ws pretty funny. Thank goodness it wasnt cold or I would have been embarrassed!