Did you hear about this large?
powerfully-built guy who met a woman at a bar. After a number of drinks, they agree to go back to his place. As they are making out in the bedroom, he stands up and starts to undress.
After he takes his shirt off, he flexes his muscular arms and says, "See that, baby? That''s 1000 pounds of dynamite!" She begins to drool.
The man drops his pants, strikes a bodybuilder''s pose, and says, referring to his bulging thighs, "See those, baby? That''s 1000 pounds of dynamite!" She is aching for action at this point.
Finally, he drops his underpants, and after a quick glance, she grabs her purse and runs screaming to the front door.
He catches her before she is able to leave and asks, "Why are you in such a hurry to go?"
She replies, "With 2000 pounds of dynamite and such a short fuse, I was afraid you were about to blow!"
2007-07-18 05:36:24 · 9 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Ha ha ha.!!!
Very good one so 10/10.!!!
Funny, the guys at work are laughing as well - Thanks.!!!
2007-07-18 12:31:21 · answer #1 · answered by JAM123 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Ha Ha! Funny! 10!
2007-07-18 06:16:13 · answer #2 · answered by cats 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Keep up the good work! xoxo
2007-07-18 06:48:35 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
good one keep up the good work
2007-07-18 05:48:12 · answer #4 · answered by JOSEPHINE R 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
someoen should have told that guy that steriods shrinks your junk
2007-07-18 05:39:59 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
hahahahahahaha another good one!! keep it up x
2007-07-18 05:40:52 · answer #6 · answered by Katziie .x 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol....take cover..xx
2007-07-18 07:24:29 · answer #7 · answered by - Alex. 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
sorry no that is horrid.
2007-07-18 10:24:53 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol! :D
2007-07-18 05:44:56 · answer #9 · answered by Sorceress of the North 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋