Clarence gets a massive thorn in his finger and starts to cry uncontrollably. Johnny tries to console him and says that he will get a glass of cider for him to put his finger into.
"What, sob, good will that do...will it stop it hurting?" asked Clarence.
"I dunno," said Johnny .."but I've heard my sister say that every time SHE gets a big prick in her hand, she always puts it in cider."
2007-07-18 05:29:42 · 6 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
No stars...don't you like it??
2007-07-18 05:40:17 · update #1
that is bad
but funny
2007-07-18 05:33:13 · answer #1 · answered by M JOHNS 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Funny! lol! 10!
2007-07-18 06:26:55 · answer #2 · answered by cats 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
hahahahaha i luv little johnny jokes! have a *
2007-07-18 05:34:08 · answer #3 · answered by Katziie .x 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
i like that one
2007-07-18 08:26:04 · answer #4 · answered by DAVID H 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Creative...* 4 u...
2007-07-18 05:43:34 · answer #5 · answered by AJ242 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
thanks for LOL i will tell all my mates that when i go out on friday.
2007-07-18 05:37:25 · answer #6 · answered by JOSEPHINE R 1 · 1⤊ 0⤋