Beem me up, God(y)!
2007-07-18 05:29:31 · 23 answers · asked by Anonymous in Society & Culture ➔ Religion & Spirituality
Pssst, Hey psssst 7 of 9! Listen, I'll play dead, you guys take me down from here and carry me to that tomb where I will miraculously revive after we lose the Roman soldiers. Get everything ready to travel east. I have a speaking engagement in Babylon.
2007-07-18 05:38:33 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 1⤋
Well that explains it. The next generation were blipped in by an anomaly in the time-space vortex and Scotty and Data's effort to rewire the Enterprise's teleporters using Geordie's visor resulted in a cross-chrono teleportation from the year 37.
Jesus thought that the 21st century was way cooler than the 1st, so he stole a shuttle, disappeared into the stars and came back as Q.
Alternate versions are that he got picked up by a Vogon cargo ship or a flying English police box.
2007-07-18 12:40:07 · answer #2 · answered by The angels have the phone box. 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Luke 24:49 I am going to send you what my Father has promised;r but stay in the city until you have been clothed with power from on high.”
(I really am a star trek fan but I'm a Christian first.)
2007-07-18 12:48:41 · answer #3 · answered by Jan P 6 · 0⤊ 1⤋
I am with YOU all the days until the conclusion of the system of things.”
Matthew 28:20
2007-07-18 12:33:47 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
Ye cannae ignore the laws of physics!
2007-07-18 12:31:57 · answer #5 · answered by Namlevram 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
And the response was, "I canna do it! The dilithium crystals have gone haywire! Go find a cave again!"
2007-07-18 12:32:55 · answer #6 · answered by Brent Y 6 · 3⤊ 0⤋
Hopefully it'd end with a booming voice over, "Captain's Log, Supplimental..."
2007-07-18 12:32:24 · answer #7 · answered by qamper 5 · 3⤊ 0⤋
"Energize!"
"Scanning...Captain! For a split second before the transfer, I thought I saw a Bird of Prey..."
"Quick...GET HIM BACK!!!"
"DAMMIT SCOTTY! GET HIM BACK!!!"
"I can doo a loota things...but I'm noo MIRACLE WORKER!"
"Jim, you can't just let 'em fly off with Him! DAMMIT MAN!"
Somebody get me OUTTA HERE!!!
2007-07-18 15:48:37 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Cute. Have you seen this site?
http://memory-alpha.org/en/wiki/Star_Trek_parodies_(television)
2007-07-18 12:36:13 · answer #9 · answered by Yngona D 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Scotty beamed me last night.
2007-07-18 12:35:56 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋