2007-07-18 04:50:33 · 15 answers · asked by Anonymous in Society & Culture ➔ Religion & Spirituality
yes
she turned me into a newt, But I got better
2007-07-18 04:52:00 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 5⤊ 0⤋
Haha! I love Monty Python!
If a woman weighed as much as a duck, she'd be severly anorexic, and therefore could not possibly have the energy to perform witchcraft. Therefore, she is not a witch. But I suppose you could throw her in the water anyways to see if she weighs as much as wood.
2007-07-18 11:59:00 · answer #2 · answered by faeriefiddler 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Actually, if she floats and weighs less than a duck I believe she's a witch -- undeniable proof can be found in "Monty Python and the Holy Grail." Just watch out for the killer rabbit and the Trees Who Say NEE! Great movie BTW
2007-07-18 13:41:36 · answer #3 · answered by Andy K 6 · 2⤊ 0⤋
you have been watching monty pyton's holy grail haven't you?? of course she is not guilty of witchcraft, no woman weighs as much as a duck, if she did she would be dead.
2007-07-18 11:56:28 · answer #4 · answered by kiwi gal 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Burn her, burn her!!! But, does she weigh as much as wood? Does she have a mole ( aka devils mark)? But I guess to answer this question I would say with a french accent " I fart in your general direction"
Love Monty Python they put a rational look at the irrational and make it funny as hell.
2007-07-18 11:54:50 · answer #5 · answered by dlee_75 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
if a women weighs as much as a duck she probably is a duck or anorexic
2007-07-18 11:54:15 · answer #6 · answered by ?! 6 · 0⤊ 1⤋
Of course, BURN HER!!!! LOL I just saw that movie again over the weekend. We have it on DVD and it's so much fun to pick out which scenes you want to watch.
"He's a fair cop" LOL
2007-07-18 11:58:10 · answer #7 · answered by RealRachel 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Only if she is as fatty as the duck.
2007-07-18 11:56:26 · answer #8 · answered by jamoca 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Flamboyance.
2007-07-18 11:52:50 · answer #9 · answered by Biz Iz 3 · 0⤊ 1⤋
It's a fair cop!
She turned me into a newt!
A newt?
It got better...burn her anyway!
2007-07-18 11:53:25 · answer #10 · answered by Scotty Doesnt Know 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋