A 90-year-old man said to his doctor, "I've never felt better. I have an 18-year old bride who is pregnant with my child. What do you think about that?"
The doctor considered his question for a minute and then said, "I have an elderly friend who is a hunter and never misses a season. One day when he was going out in a bit of a hurry, he accidentally picked up his umbrella instead of his gun. When he got to the Creek, he saw a rabbit sitting beside the stream. He raised his umbrella and went, 'bang, bang' and the rabbit fell dead. What do you think of that?"
The 90-year-old said, "I'd say somebody else killed that rabbit."
The doctor replied, "My point exactly."
2007-07-18 04:22:08 · 18 answers · asked by Marmite 3 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
*********************take the stars if u can. i have gave u.ok....
2007-07-18 04:29:56 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Tee Hee
2016-05-21 18:53:32 · answer #2 · answered by ? 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Ha Ha! Funny! 10!
2007-07-18 06:23:18 · answer #3 · answered by cats 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Very good
2007-07-18 04:34:56 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
i give you a star
2007-07-18 04:29:06 · answer #5 · answered by sara76c 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
That's funny!!
2007-07-18 04:28:03 · answer #6 · answered by "Mean Girls" Fan 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
here: f*** i gave u 3 stars
2007-07-18 04:25:42 · answer #7 · answered by What's this > ? 2 · 0⤊ 1⤋
Hahahahaha, love it.
2007-07-18 04:32:20 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Yep made me smile!!
2007-07-18 04:29:58 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
x
2007-07-18 04:24:05 · answer #10 · answered by WELCOME TO DC 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Ha ha made me chuckle. Nice one.
:-)))
2007-07-18 04:36:32 · answer #11 · answered by Teejay 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋