For those of you who may be unaware, there are three stages of sex in a marriage.
Stage One - The "Every Room in the House" Stage: that is when you are so horny it doesn't matter what room you are in, you just do it right there. That lasts about a year if you're lucky.
Stage Two - The "Bedroom" Stage: any time you guys go for it, you either are in the bedroom or you go to the bedroom to have sex. That can last up to another year or two.
Stage Three - The "Hall" Stage: that is where you pass each other in the hall and say "**** you...."
2007-07-18 03:28:19 · 18 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
you ppl suck! its a joke... no question needed... and jenn you sound like an old prude... therefore I feel bad for you husband!!
2007-07-18 03:42:38 · answer #1 · answered by nothing 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I think that my boyfriend and I are at the end of the second stage and beginning the third stage and we have only been dating for three years!
~Candice~
2007-07-18 03:31:35 · answer #2 · answered by Candice 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
This is not a question and furthermore it is inaccurate. I have been married for over 10 years and am still in your "stage 1 and stage 2" in our sex life. I feel sorry for you, your sex life sucks, but it could be due to your attitude, maybe your women is just not responding to you.
2007-07-18 03:34:43 · answer #3 · answered by Jenn 3 · 0⤊ 2⤋
Stage four - The "Basement/Backyard" stage. That's where one of the spouses ends up dead and buried in either one of the above.
Gotta go, hear sirens...
2007-07-18 03:32:43 · answer #4 · answered by acydskull 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Oh so true...
When I saw the title, I thought the joke was "sex AND marriage" which is hilarious.
2007-07-18 03:31:10 · answer #5 · answered by Seth F 2 · 2⤊ 0⤋
ha ha have fun at stage three
2007-07-18 03:30:45 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
that's about right and i'm not married any anymore yet i will be in a year or so
2007-07-18 03:32:23 · answer #7 · answered by 2bit 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
very cute! ha ha! thank god i'm still at stage one! lol
2007-07-18 03:35:40 · answer #8 · answered by sunshinembf 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Like Oil and Water it is?
2007-07-18 03:30:40 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
it is called hallway sex, not hall sex,
2007-07-18 03:30:29 · answer #10 · answered by rich2481 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋