GUYS...so what really goes on at deer camp?

Question

i find it funny that grown men go in groups to deer camp for a week and not one of them come back with a deer

Answer 1

It is basicly like Brokeback Moutain its a big gay orgie.No Im just kidding just a bunch of guys drinking watching porn and then if their not too hungover they go hunting.I was even know of some guys who bring prostitutes there.In some cases Deer Camp is a excuise to get away from their wives for a week or so.You should find out where your husbands gonna stay or if he wont tell you Use onstar or somthing like that to locate his vehicle and swing by for a suprise visit.

Answer 2

Our group averages 5-6 deer a season for 8 guys. My problem is my wife gets mad when I do the butchering and packaging at our house in the garage.

I am set up for it with saw, grinders tables etc., but she thinks someone else should take a turn at butchering.

Other than getting our deer, we watch movies ( John Wayne type and comedy, not porn) generally get a little drunk and have a helluva feed. ( Mostly because I am such a good camp cook)

We are usually in bed by 9:30 so we can hunt the next day.So basically, I come home with something about 95 percent of the time,and if I don't, I still get what other guys give me. So at least my group is in the clear.

Answer 3

It all depends on the people and the camp. I was a cook at a hunting camp (just for one season) and some of everything happened. Up in a cold deer stand before daylight, sleeping in the stand while the deer stand there watching you snore, using your shirt sleeve as TP, so on and so forth. It's just a time that you don't have to impress anyone (in other words you can be twelve again).

Answer 4

I'm a family man who loves to hunt. I love my wife and both of my little boys. And I resent the answers above that suggest lack of integrity and moral decay.

"Deer Camp" is a place for men to hang out in the great out doors, share new stories, and old memories.

As far as the no deer part, that has a lot to do with logistics. Which zone did they draw? How many other tags were given out in that zone? Which week of the hunt did they go? How much time did they spend on pre-scouting the area?

For me, it's more about admiring God's artistic ability, enjoying the cool mountain mornings, and the late night camp fires. I can't wait until my boys are old enough to accompany me and my hunting "party."

I guess the real answer to your question depends on what is the guy like that you are wondering about???

Also a non-drinker and smoker

Answer 5

If I didn't like to hunt & fish so much I would love to go to one of those deer camps ,sex drugs and rock&roll, that you herd about. But I can do that at home sooooo, to me it's good friends good times and a Love for the out of doors .to be out befor daun 30 min befor day light ,not a sound in the woods then a bird calling leaves rusling a field mouse at your feet .it's ligher now you can all moust see, across the river bottom , 3/4 mile away .the woods is waking up .You see the light of anrother hunter ,geting to his stand ,you think to your self he mite push a deer your way,its quiet more bIrds and now a squral thats just what you need, weres the damn blueJay and ravins that will top it off, and then you see a move ment 120 yds or so ,your harts pounding the blood pumping ,your staring to get Buck fiver, you clam down saying he a long way a way, so just wate till he gets to that big tree and then you see......well deer camp looking forward to it as allways and I told you not to for get the T paper

Answer 6

If all hunts were successful then it wouldn't be fun. Its the thrill of the hunt and good conversation. Yes we drink beer. And we cook out and hell we even tell dirty jokes once and a while. But when i'm on a good hunting trip with my family and friends its all about peace and quiet and things you'll never understand.

Your a city girl. Born prissy and probably just a tid bit snotty.

Just like my mom. So i'll tell ya what my dad did to her. He paid $10 bucks for an oil painting at a yard sale of a beautiful, half naked, redhead. He told my mom her name was Mrs. Keebler. Like the Keebler elves. He said he kept Mrs. Keebler in a stump and had to visit her every season. He hung that painting at deer camp every year. Said she was his mistress..... So maybe now you understand.

Miketyson26

Answer 7

Sexism is alive and well. I have gone to deer camps. Some stag, some mixed. What goes on? Well, there are two types of camps. One- The hunting camp. Yes, there's some drinking. But, not all that much, cuz hunting, not drinking is why they are there. Lots of fried food. Lots of hot dogs. Junk food heaven. Burgers and beers at the bar- EARLY. Cuz hunting comes early. Two. The party camp. There, Lots of drinking. Closing down the bars. Penny ante poker. Half the guys hunt opening morning with massive, blinding, headaches. For quite a few, that's their last hunting time. Both types of camp have LOTS of joking, silly wife and girlfriend stories(occasionally even true) farts and burping. Shaving cream on a hand, then tickling nose with a feather. Then, there is a third type of camp. It's the mythical sex camp. That's where all the guys are meeting and getting lucky with all kinds of women. I've been hunting for a lot of years. I'm in Michigan, and during Deer season, there are about 300,000-400,000 people up North hunting. Most are guys. When you go in a bar- there are a few couples, and a hundred plus guys in every bar. Think there's a lot of luck picking up women- who ARE with armed husbands????? Yes, there ARE hookers around. I've heard that for 40 years, and to the best of my knowledge, I've NEVER run into one. Perhaps some woman I did see was a hooker, but I was never aware of it. Now, back to sexism. My wife is a hunter. My daughter hunts. I personally know of two married ex high school homecoming queens that hunt. Rather than wonder what goes on at hunting camp- try it. I used to use guns, but haven't used one for years. Now, I hunt with bow and arrows. My daughter is an even better shot with her bow than me- and she's is a legal secrataty, married, and has two kids. Her husband doesn't hunt- but one of her daughters does. And, Grandpa taught her to shoot a bow, and helped track down her first deer. You might even consider learning to shoot a bow- NOT for hunting, just for the sense of accomplishment you'll get by learning a new skill. There are leagues all over the place, for archers. Target shooting, regular targets, life like targets, and projected videos of real animals, that you shoot at, and get scored electronically. A woman can do just as well with a bow as any man- it just takes practice. But, with modern bows, you can learn to shoot well in a matter of weeks. And, you can acquire a perfectly suited used bow, for around a $100. So, you can get started for for under $200. And of course, a woman can use a gun as well as anybody. I don't use em, cuz guns are too easy. And, by the way- I still have venison in my freezer- Got three deer last year. Plus, venison is the dietary equivalent of tuna, or boneless skinless chicken- but tastes better than beef. And yes, they are legal kills. Michigan has over a million deer, so we can kill more than one.

Answer 8

We spend a lot of time out in the cold being bored or sleeping in our stands. Then we go back to the cabin, play cards, drink beer, eat, burp, scratch our nuts, drink more beer, play more cards, snore, get up and do it again. Hope this helps. Getting a deer is just a bonus part of the vacation. Think of it like sitting on the beach and relaxing without being bothered except think much colder.

Answer 9

At the grocery store at the start of hunting season the beer delivery truck runs 24 hours a day. There is a week long card game and the output of a brewery is consumed. Every once in a while somebody will shoot a rifle into the air to keep the stupid deer away. Nothing unusual I would say.

Answer 10

At Deer camp us men talk about our wives, hunting & fishing, ball, motorcycles & cars, etc. and yes some do enjoy a cold beer around a campfire.

NON-drinker & Smoker.

Answer 11

My husband actually goes and all they do is eat, drink beer and talk....they talk about stories about what they have killed and they do hunt....havent you ever watch the hunting shows where you have like two guys one holding a camera and the other guy acutally hunting...and they want to give you every single detail even though you can see it and once they shoot it ...they are like I was holding my gun and he was only like only 25 ft away from me and I got him....oh man I got him and they get all like almost like they had an organism...I really hate watching them but my husband puts them on and uggg I watch. That is funny that one guy said they talk about wifes...seriously whatever...I really doubt that...that would take away from deer camp.