Any good lawyer jokes out there? It's been a while since I heard any.?

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Any good lawyer jokes out there? It's been a while since I heard any.?

2007-07-18 00:08:03 · 4 answers · asked by shermynewstart 7 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles

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What's the difference between a dead possum in the road and a dead lawyer in the road?

There are skid marks in front of the possum.

Why won't snakes bite lawyers?

Professional courtesy.

2007-07-18 01:51:06 · answer #1 · answered by listen68 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋

Do you know what the problem with lawyer jokes is?

Lawyers don't think they are funny, and people don't think they are jokes.

2007-07-18 03:21:19 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋

Lawyers aren't funny & smell only mony !

2007-07-18 13:44:17 · answer #3 · answered by revoltingmuledropedriderfromback 1 · 0⤊ 1⤋

What do you call 1000 laywers at the bottom of the sea?

A start.

2007-07-18 00:10:31 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋